5 words to make a champion OP. A 2 word name only counts as 1 word.
Examples
gets a real weapon
actually opens his eyes
Now, GO
Examples
gets a real weapon
actually opens his eyes
Now, GO
All enemies are villains
remains his actual size.
gets hit by all the enemy turrets at level 1 and dies repeatedly
gets picked in champ select.
Finally reforges her sword
Every time she presses ult...?
Oh, wait. Then she's always... ulting...
Jhin now counts to five.
Bullet time charms targets
can milk those
kills with one punch
gets her old ult back
with the new cooldown
My god why didn't I think of that.......
Aaaaand now I've made myself sad ;~;

He's not OP
Do we still seriously think Zed's op? smh
Sion can ult through terrain.
is now resourceless
allies now use his passive
people actually take the lantern
has friends
laugh is now global
people remember he exists
builds a wall at the mexican-american borders
That's 8 words you li'l rebel
builds a wallatthemexicanamerican borders
Just like how they do it in German.
has 4 E abilities
(Such as his Q W E and R are all his current E)
RIP Mana Pool.
swallows instead of spits
underrated post
voted into office
E procs Q mark.
puts the weed down
Spawns
as tentacles
Lee Sin's eyes was BURNED out of his eye sockets how can he open what's not there?
gets his wife back
On another note, Lee Sin actually doesn't have eyes, as they were burned away as a way for him to test himself
turns into super seiyan.
(Goku is just japanese pronunciation of wukong, both represent the same name)
actually rewinds the game.
works at Red Cross
In the name of Demacia!
laugh is now global
I would enjoy that.
I get my pleasure from making others listen to our Lord and Savior's laugh. 
Darius: 2 stacks per attack
Nasus: Q gives stack regardless
global spire centered at spawn
Blood comes in more colors
finds the hero
rescues his wife
Kassadin:becomes resource less