5 words to make a champion OP. A 2 word name only counts as 1 word.
Examples
gets a real weapon
actually opens his eyes
Now, GO
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All enemies are villains
remains his actual size.
gets picked in champ select.
Jhin now counts to five.
Finally reforges her sword
Bullet time charms targets
can milk those
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kills with one punch
gets her old ult back
is now resourceless
allies now use his passive
people actually take the lantern
has friends
laugh is now global
people remember he exists
Sion can ult through terrain.
builds a wall at the mexican-american borders
swallows instead of spits
has 4 E abilities
(Such as his Q W E and R are all his current E)
Q Scales AP
voted into office
E procs Q mark.
Spawns 
as tentacles
puts the weed down
Lee Sin's eyes was BURNED out of his eye sockets how can he open what's not there?
turns into super seiyan.
(Goku is just japanese pronunciation of wukong, both represent the same name)
actually rewinds the game.
works at Red Cross
gets his wife back
On another note, Lee Sin actually doesn't have eyes, as they were burned away as a way for him to test himself
In the name of Demacia!
Blood comes in more colors
global spire centered at spawn
Darius: 2 stacks per attack
Nasus: Q gives stack regardless
finds the hero
rescues his wife
Kassadin:becomes resource less