What would be your way to kill Satan?
You have
tied up and caught! How would you kill him?
Example: I'd boil him alive in oil....
You have
tied up and caught! How would you kill him?
Example: I'd boil him alive in oil....
I'd catch him and realize... Teemo hate is pretty Diet Coke now... there are far more annoying champs now than him...
You really wanna kill Satan?
Make the only person he cares about do it. 
I wouldn't just kill him. I would make him listen to Nyan Cat Song for eternity.
Id cut a notch in him for each mushroom i stepped on. stop, resuscitate him, heal him back to full, and do it all over again till he died of "natural causes"
pelt him with meeps till his arms fall off... this will take a while, but it will be worth it :p
I would say "bad teemo!" and then slap him in the wrist.
Step 1: Put
in his base
Step 2: Have
keep a poison on him.
Step 3: Have
and
laugh 24/7
I'd eat Satan. 