What would be your way to kill Satan?

HyperZEROXL·7/14/2015, 1:55:25 PM·2 votes·641 views

You have Teemo tied up and caught! How would you kill him?

Example: I'd boil him alive in oil....

8 Comments

TeemoJenkins7/14/2015, 1:58:50 PM3 votes

I'd catch him and realize... Teemo hate is pretty Diet Coke now... there are far more annoying champs now than him...

1011001110007/14/2015, 2:01:07 PM2 votes

You really wanna kill Satan?

Make the only person he cares about do it. Tristana

Count Zubat7/14/2015, 2:20:01 PM1 votes

I wouldn't just kill him. I would make him listen to Nyan Cat Song for eternity.

Besteau7/14/2015, 2:31:28 PM1 votes

Id cut a notch in him for each mushroom i stepped on. stop, resuscitate him, heal him back to full, and do it all over again till he died of "natural causes"

Blue Moon Wolf7/14/2015, 6:29:16 PM1 votes

Bard pelt him with meeps till his arms fall off... this will take a while, but it will be worth it :p

WyvernEgg7/14/2015, 9:35:54 PM1 votes

I would say "bad teemo!" and then slap him in the wrist.

penguinhedgehog7/14/2015, 11:53:02 PM1 votes

Step 1: Put Teemo in his base Step 2: Have Cassiopeia keep a poison on him. Step 3: Have Lux and Lulu laugh 24/7

Alljoy7/14/2015, 1:59:52 PM1 votes

I'd eat Satan. TahmKench