The Scariest First Words You've Heard in Lobby
"I main 
"
What are some of yours?
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"Diamond smurf" "Plat Smurf" "Gold Smurf"
lol pls.
mid or feed.
They always lock mid, and they always feed anyway.
"i main 
"
that usually gets people to dodge :^)
"you're wearing a red T-shirt and black shorts, they look good on you"
O-O ....
To be honest, "Scariest" is the wrong word here.
Regardless, I always dodge when I see this in the chat: "I'm drunk as fuck."
" Warning my PC regularly crashes " " If we aren't doing well I'm going to AFK " " Those bans are horrible why did you ban Sejuani insted of Teemo or Yasuo? " ( This was when Sej had an 80% ban rate.)
My first ranked pentakill was on . He isn't my main but he is one of my top junglers, and he can carry very well if you know what you are doing.
Also people seem to /ff the moment he gets a quadra.
"If you dont feed, I can carry"
worst thing to hear?
" "
cmon guys I want to know what the fuck we're doing here.
after 2nd last pick locks something then FINALLY writes in chat "top" "but someone already locked in and called" "duo top then"
....
The scariest words are no words.
Just locking in Riven with teleport even though your actual top laner's already locked in.
In ranked game
Locks in 
"Wait this isnt bots? Did i join norms?"
He had to be a troll but someone dodged so fast i couldn't reply to that idiot XD
Hagel Teemo! Herrn der Finsternis und Elend!
"Oops, thought this was ARAM"
"I only play Yasuo" "mid or feed" "river shen" Those were literally the only two words he used in the game as well. He played shen in the river lane. Not the jungle. The river. He ended positive and the enemy team surrendered ._. He farmed the scuttle crabs. On the bright side, his sustain was incredible. "is anyone else baked?" "I'm so drunk" "troll or feed"
mid or cyka
This goes back to season 1 and 2:
"huehue mordekaiser #1"
"Oh God this guy again."
"Duo Bot"
My own words...
"OMG! That guy has AFK in his freaking name!"
2 guesses what happened?
"<summoner name here> and I are duo bot"
In lower elo, that NEVER pans out well. They only like to talk to each other and ignore the rest of the map
"I'm gonna teach you guys how to play." proceeds to link YouTube and Twitch stream
"lets all go mid" I would dodge that match faster than I would a bee flying at my face .__.
"dont take my farm or kills" -that one adc, not the majority, but that one
Ah, one of many reasons I don't primarily main support anymore.
I'm gonna ADC 
Whelp this should be interesting.
10 minutes in as a support I'm 0/0/1 and Vayne is like 0/6/1 -_- (one kill was from jungler)
"Hi 
main."
"Hi challenged smurf 
top only"