Your champion's passive is a car. What kind of car is it?

Reaper Soraka·7/25/2018, 2:28:09 AM·22 votes·10,069 views

I was reading some forum post about the state of the game and it's feel throughout. Whether it's a even game, a lead game, or a megalargelead game where one team should just ff15.

Reading through the post somoene pleaded to one of the Riot employees to change Yasuo's passive. I thought to myself 'who has a passive as useful as Yasuo's?' Yasuo is like...idk. a Mercedes Benz? Where poor Zilean is like a shag wagon? I mean it's useful, but wtf is it doing around this day and age?

I suppose Soraka's passive has no choice but to be an ambulance or first response.

What's your main's passive in car form? Just realized why it's taking so long to get into a game. I'm not queued.

72 Comments

Baron Barian7/25/2018, 2:31:28 AM15 votes

Kind of cheating, but Kled's passive is a motorcycle. It lets him drive around fast, but once you crash, you get sent flying off of it and you're practically limping after.

EggplantEdward7/25/2018, 4:49:53 AM12 votes

Alright. You're not gonna believe this, but Leona's? Leona It's- it's solar-powered.

Woodakoodashooda7/25/2018, 8:30:31 AM11 votes

Kayn

Passive: Assembly Required

http://www.planetautobodyparts.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/SP2U-an-ecommerce-platform.jpg

Ahpe7/25/2018, 2:49:52 AM11 votes

Aatrox

https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50043/1000852816/original/the-buzzard-excavator-photo-u2?w=650&q=50&fm=jpg&fit=crop&crop=faces

4 Step Cadence7/25/2018, 6:42:39 PM9 votes

Car salesman: slaps Jhin's head This bad boy can fit so much fucking perfection in him.

Chembaron Yamada7/25/2018, 3:55:32 AM8 votes

Urgot https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/zqs3c7p0eszai326rxnc.Jpg

PermaJinxed7/25/2018, 10:21:35 AM7 votes

Leblanc pinto... Because getting hit has a 50% chance of exploding and killing you.

Zyra volkswagon beetle... Because they are everywhere but everyone else notices them way before I do.

Annie bus.... Because getting hit by it ensures a bad day...

MagicFlyingLlama7/25/2018, 2:43:48 AM6 votes

Golf Cart

https://i.imgur.com/WlKrEJv.jpg

Bob the Toastr7/25/2018, 7:03:28 AM6 votes

Illaoi Definitely the Mystery Machine. Because you know there's all kinds of nasty stuff going on in there...

Wacky97/25/2018, 5:08:28 AM5 votes

Tesla Model X. It isn't really like any other car before, it's super overloaded with weird little things to make it useful but it's road legal so who gives a fuck?

Jhin

Breezey Boy7/25/2018, 2:37:58 AM5 votes

Janna's passive is a regular old family mini van, it can fit everybody, and it helps transport the whole fam.

Lil Homie busta7/25/2018, 11:46:38 PM4 votes

Yasuo

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-eW-iIN54pFM/Uzf1PZxkVgI/AAAAAAAAGe8/J8XeBbjL6G0/s1600/turkish+car+overload.jpg

TyrekGoldenspear7/25/2018, 9:19:31 PM3 votes

Soraka gonna be creative and say it's a car that barrels towards the weak and dying.

But doesn't stop.

Vah Naboris7/25/2018, 5:34:42 AM3 votes

I'm gay I can't answer this accurately [slayer-jinx-catface]

PaladinNO7/25/2018, 10:36:04 PM3 votes

Nami :

Support: http://www.marcoescapes.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Canoo.jpg

Full AP: http://instigatoroffshoreracing.com/images/F.jpg

Aatrox Mid 1v57/25/2018, 2:39:21 AM3 votes

A useless one past 10 mins Lissandra

AtomicRadio7/25/2018, 3:55:17 AM3 votes

Well my main is jinx so whenever i kill someone i get a speed boost [slayer-jinx-wink]

Blue Moon Wolf7/25/2018, 9:13:14 PM2 votes

MonkeyKing

... You know that busted run down giloppy you get cause its cheap and you "think" you can fix up?

SugeMinPikk7/25/2018, 6:50:49 PM2 votes

Rengar Jaguar

Iręlía7/25/2018, 4:52:24 AM2 votes

Skarner Ever since the bad rework (which needs to be reverted) my passive is now this (especially when the enemy takes my spires):

https://imgur.com/a/yg2LsEc

the weeaboo7/25/2018, 5:33:16 AM2 votes

My car is fuckin useless until you put like 100k miles on it, in which case it goes really fast with good MPG for the first couple miles every time you start it, OR it repairs itself based on how many other cars you can total.

Thats right. Kayn.

Kill and Win7/25/2018, 8:28:33 AM2 votes

Bard and AurelionSol travel through the world with a spaceship

MrFawknSunshine7/25/2018, 2:37:51 AM2 votes

well my main is Maokai

big and strong so maybe something like a GMC 2500 dully lifted with super singles on the rear

Thefrostyviking7/25/2018, 9:54:27 AM2 votes

Ashe ........The car that keeps having issue´s and stands still in the middle of the highway? That or the car that old grandma drives around, slowly.

Ahri It speeds up after bumping into people.

Irelia Gets more aggressive the more it bumbs into others.

KogMaw ........We are going out with a bang. '

Sejuani A tank, covered in plate armor and highly resistant to just about anything until said armor is peeled away.

Chogath Some futuristic machine that self repairs by getting other cars to crash.

Kęnnęn7/25/2018, 2:55:32 AM2 votes

my main is a big secret

and my car is probably a car that got brought back from a crash but whenever it rains it shocks the fuck out of you

Larriet7/25/2018, 3:34:35 AM2 votes

It's a Lux.

Vlada Cut7/26/2018, 12:26:13 AM2 votes

Camille A jeep, always adapted to any given situation. :P

Gentleman Gems7/25/2018, 9:59:49 PM1 votes

Taric : It's the fucking Porsche!

xxxDogmanxxx7/26/2018, 5:22:12 PM1 votes

XinZhao - Subaru WRX

It's reliable and safe enough to be a daily driver. It gives good, predictable power. And it can sustain through long and arduous rallies if needed.

onionsan017/26/2018, 12:30:11 AM1 votes

somebody help me....i main garen Garen [garen-swing]

AetherArising7/26/2018, 3:53:27 AM1 votes

my gril would be an army vehicle, or at least a jeep

Kayn is.... um... uh... MOVING ON!

Udyr is obviously a really old sportscar. Takes a few seconds to get to speed, but then goes q u i c k

Welp thats all i got i'd try to make one for Camille too but idk. -aa-

Tentacle Love7/26/2018, 4:32:57 AM1 votes

Vayne A two wheeler.

ba dum psh.

Sexy Jack Rabbit7/26/2018, 5:27:54 AM1 votes

Taliyah a RockAuto : ^)

Recon12127/25/2018, 11:15:56 PM1 votes

I would say Yasuo would be a Lamborghini Siesto Elemento. It's a car designed to be very fast and very agile. Basically it "hits harder" like how his crit chance is doubled, and it is meant to be very fast and benefit from going fast, flow.

This is a Picture of the car if you want to see.