"I hereby call to order this meeting of the Midnight Society.
"I, uh... feel like we're missing somebody."
"Perhaps it is Teemo that we are missing?"
"Oh. Yeah, where is he?"
"RIGHT HERE. JUST BECAUSE I STOP TALKING OR MOVING FOR LIKE TWO SECONDS DOESN'T MEAN I'M GONE."
"..."
"..."
"... You seriously thought I left?"
"You're really easy to miss..."
"Why are we even doing this meeting?"
"Wait, there's only four of us here. Aren't there supposed to be more?"
"Well Leona said she'd-"
"'SUP, BITCHEEEEEEEEES!?"
"Oh for the-"
"AAAAAAGH. NO, NO, GET THE LIGHT AWAY. MY EYES."
"Oh there's Eve. I knew we weren't just missing Teemo."
"Teemo seems to be gone again. Should I go find him?"
"I'M STILL RIGHT HERE."
"... I cannot see you when you stand still like that."
"RRRRRRRRRGH."
"Okay... so..."
"Why are you wearing two eye-patches?"
"It's all I could find. There's a reason I stick to the night you know."
"You should get out in the sun more. Wink wink."
"... What."
"Hmm?"
"So wait. Was Akali coming?"
"Oh shit where did you come from?"
"... Like, are you just this dense or are you screwing with me?"
"Whatever. I don't care. We're going on without her or whoever else."
"So what's this nerdfest about then?"
"I told you! We gather here and tell scary tales and stuff!
"Wait, that's what we're doing?"
"Hey, sorry I'm late! So what's going on?"
"We're telling scary stories. Apparently."
"... Wait, what? You know I kill people, right?"
"Yeah, so do I."
"Oh, killing is fun. I love that game."
"Wait, Diana, are you actually scared of stuff?"
"........................................................."
"....... I had venereal disease for a little while."
"Twisted Fate's not here."
"Oh, yeah. Right."
"HEY, GUYS."
"Oh god damn it."
"How the hell did you even find us, Vayne?"
"You kidding? It's like my job to hunt night nerds like you guys. Wait - why's Leona here?"
"Diana invited me."
"Oh, has she made her move yet?"
"What?"
"VAYNE. THE SHIT. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING!?"
"Yeah, honestly, though... this is like the sole reason we don't invite you anywhere."
"My input displays her as a "buzzkill".
"Aw, come on, guys."
"Vayne, just get out."
"Woah woah woah WOAH. The hell was that?"
"Oh. Uh. Er."
"Noc? Where the hell are you? I know I smelled you, but..."
"Wow. Smooth. Attack his body odor issue."
"What? No, that's not what- oh screw you."
"Well, she has a point. I don't see Noc anywhere."
"What? Yes you do."
"No we don't."
"I'm all around you."
"... Like literally?"
"... Yeeees? Could you really not tell?"
"... I thought it was just night time..."
"It's actually about 12 noon... Diana set her clock wrong."
"Ha! Fail."
"I fucking hate you guys."
"Aw, come on, Di-Di! We're just messing with you! Don't go- ah god damn it."
"Well... somebody's gonna have to go talk to her now."
"I dunno... she's so... emo."
"Yeah, I'm with Eve on this one."
"Ditto."
".................................. Well.................."
"Wait, where'd Teemo go?"
"FUCK YOU GUYS."