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Make me laugh. Win a Champion or Skin.

iLuma·7/14/2015, 6:07:36 PM·107 votes·12,423 views

As you know, I'm big on giving out free skins, champions and stuff, just ask some of my previous contest winners for skin concepts, custom creations, etc etc. coughcaptainaishicough coughlostangelelfcough coughilovethongscough

Anywho!

I'm bored at work right now and aside from spending my day fixing peoples computers, I would love for a good laugh.

This contest will go on until the end of my shift in 8 hours. The funniest meme or post (in my personal opinion, of course) will receive a free champion or champion skin! Woop woop!

WELP. Let the contest of complete and utter boredom begin!

_UPDATE :

I'm loving these so far. BTW, you should upvote this post because I want to see a loooot more replies and jokes. Plus it's incentive for more future contests. :)

Oh and also, you CAN post multiple times. Don't limit yourself to one. If you have many, please continue sharing! <3_

SECOND UPDATE :

I've decided to have a little more fun and give some others a chance, too! I'll be also giving away a Champion/Skin for the person's joke who has the most UPVOTES from the community. :)

A total of TWO prizes will be given away! Only a few hours left before it's time to decide!! <3

THIRD UPDATE :

We're almost to a close with only 1hr40m left! Make sure to vote for your favorite jokes (or in this case it seems the counter-joke is actually at the top) and post your own!

Btw, don't go stealing other peoples' posts. There are time stamps for a reason, y'know. -_-

After I announce the winners, I will add them personally and we can discuss your prizes. I will add you winners to this post so others can see what you won! This has been a great turnout, so definitely expect to see more freebie contests in the near future. :3

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~~****FINAL UPDATE :

For optional fun, if you guys get this post to at least 150 upvotes, I'll gift a 3rd skin to a random poster. :) Boom!****~~

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Thank you everybody for participating! I'll be announcing the winner(s) shortly!

Once again, we'll do one prize for the comment with the MOST UPVOTES and the other prize for the person with the BEST JOKE!

Thank you guys SO much again for taking a part of this. Even though it was for a prize, I do love seeing the community come together like this. :) I'll be definitely doing another contest soon! Can you guess what it will be? (HINT : Are You Afraid of the Dark?) . . . . . . . ..

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THE WINNER FOR THE BEST JOKE (Seriously, my co-workers were rolling.) -- SIR HAZARD! I hope you enjoy your new KHA'ZIX!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

Nasus

THE WINNER FOR THE MOST UPVOTES BY THE COMMUNITY!! -- DARKSHADE24! I hope you enjoy your new JADE DRAGON WUKONG!

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What is it called when MalphiteMalphite gets a double kill on AzirAzir and AnivaAnivia?

Killing two birds with one stone.

Lee SinLeeSin walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Darkshade247/14/2015, 6:32:35 PM54 votes

What is it called when MalphiteMalphite gets a double kill on AzirAzir and AnivaAnivia?

Killing two birds with one stone.

Lee SinLeeSin walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

manbearswine7/14/2015, 8:22:20 PM41 votes

Riot's balance team.

Galaxy King7/14/2015, 6:44:50 PM38 votes

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

Nasus

Funbehagen7/14/2015, 7:47:04 PM28 votes

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Deep Terror Nami7/14/2015, 6:43:27 PM22 votes

http://38.media.tumblr.com/1c95b86c28040cce6168d139b759bfc9/tumblr_muhjo9VqQm1sjdczao1_500.gif

Chaotic Reks7/14/2015, 8:05:22 PM21 votes

Shen under turret http://www.quickmeme.com/img/3a/3aa10f3a40b423b1085fb616c37189d464eb75eb70c2830e6e4f78e1b10df8d3.jpg

PL Ordaricc7/14/2015, 6:57:04 PM19 votes

You know how to counter Zed? Go to options -> disable shadows.

Yeah my sense of humour is almost as old as that joke

Chaotic Reks7/14/2015, 7:57:12 PM17 votes

A pregnant woman walks into a bank There is a robbery at the bank The woman gets shot 3 times in the stomach She goes to the doctor and asks if her babies will be ok The doctor says that the babies will be fine but when they are teenagers the bullets will pass through their bodies fast forward 15 years The first daughter walks up to the mother "Mom i was peeing and a bullet came out" The mother says sorry and explains the story The second daughter came up to the mother "Mom i farted and heard a clink" The mother apologizes and explains The son comes up to the mother "...uh.... mom.." "Let me guess, you farted and a bullet came out?" "I was masturbating and i shot the dog..."

Variks the Loyal7/14/2015, 6:32:40 PM16 votes

Why didn't Syndra kill the enemy with her ultimate?

....

She didn't have the balls.

For Carthage7/15/2015, 12:29:25 AM16 votes

Your general botlane with Soraka:

Soraka "Knock Knock." Vayne "..." Soraka "Knock knock!" Vayne "Who's there." Soraka "Orange." Vayne "Soraka..." Soraka "No, I said Orange, not Soraka." Vayne "Stop it, please. This joke has-" Soraka "Say, "Orange who?" That's how this works." Vayne "I'm seriously tired of this bloody j-" Soraka "SAY, "ORANGE WHO?"" Vayne "FINE. ORANGE WHO?" Soraka "ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA?" Vayne "THIS IS WHY I BAN YOU EVERY GAME."

Aych Pii7/14/2015, 9:20:41 PM15 votes

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army.

the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it’s a valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire.

the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. the knights in the second kingdom aren’t as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night.

in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight.

the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing - the squire from the third kingdom.

and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides

Laughing Fish7/14/2015, 6:20:23 PM15 votes

http://38.media.tumblr.com/0ec64a5f06eb32060c7f6146ff17f29f/tumblr_mzq53kFaF31qgvse2o1_400.gif http://37.media.tumblr.com/f747393dced3a0bc4fdb8d5f6dcd3edb/tumblr_mzq53kFaF31qgvse2o2_400.gif

Downfall7/14/2015, 7:11:19 PM14 votes

http://40.media.tumblr.com/11cf2451b288b7f405868cee981a56e2/tumblr_na5bg5GicY1re04pso1_500.jpg

http://40.media.tumblr.com/e08c5d764ce6086efc43574fabd18c72/tumblr_n5jepagTDl1re04pso1_500.jpg

iLuma7/15/2015, 12:50:26 AM14 votes

**FINAL UPDATE :

For optional fun, if you guys get this post to at least 150 upvotes, I'll gift a 3rd skin to a random poster. :) Boom!**

Narasimha7/14/2015, 10:29:18 PM14 votes

Yorick opened a bar. He closed down due to a lack of counters. Renekton used to have a nice little pub. Now there's no more Renekton bar. Vi opened a bar. She only sells punch. Riven opened a bar. She offers an early cheese with whine. Rammus opened a bar. It's pretty OK.

Maxim10037/14/2015, 10:18:11 PM12 votes

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution. "Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac. There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."

AFK Push7/14/2015, 9:07:51 PM12 votes

This goes out to all top mains and castaway fans alike.

Wiggle Dat Butt7/15/2015, 1:43:26 AM11 votes

Gordon Ramsey: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Chef: "??!?" Gordon Ramsey: "BECAUSE YOU DIDNT FUCKING COOK IT!"

penguinhedgehog7/14/2015, 7:27:32 PM11 votes

Annie Goes to the arcade with JarvanIV JarvanIV Has all the money so he continuously plays over and over again. Annie "I want a turn!" JarvanIV "No quarter for the wicked!"

I probably could have presented this so much better. XD

Darkshade247/14/2015, 11:39:07 PM10 votes

Why didn't SivirSivir win the spelling bee? Because she could only spell shield.

When is a door not a door? When it's a JarvanJarvanIV.

What's Vayne'sVayne favorite website? Tumblr.

Schenix7/14/2015, 6:29:28 PM9 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY

Cena Prank. It just gets funnier as it goes on lol

Xonra7/14/2015, 6:16:54 PM7 votes

Why do bicycles never run marathons?

<_<

Because they are always two-tired

Lightlee217/14/2015, 8:12:18 PM7 votes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

SeizureCitizen7/14/2015, 8:15:34 PM7 votes

the darkin blade can never get a break

9baksQuJhb7/14/2015, 8:57:26 PM6 votes

What do you get when you have one little green ball in one hand, and another little green ball in the other?

The undivided attention of a leprechaun.

Fritterz7/14/2015, 9:32:23 PM5 votes

This is my all time favorite joke:

Two guys were hiking through the woods. They were enjoying the beautiful scenery of the mountains and the crisp air.

Following the path ahead of them they came to a large meadow. About 20 yards into the clearing they saw a massive gaping hole in the ground.

They were a little concerned but being two guys they started throwing rocks and stuff into the pit.

Soon after starting to throw rocks into the pit they realized that they could not hear the rocks hitting the bottom.

"Wow, this must be a really deep hole. Let's find something bigger to throw into the pit."

They found a decent sized boulder, struggled to move it to the hole and heaved it over the edge into the abyss. They listened..... Nothing.

No sound whatsoever. "Holy cow! This must be miles deep!!! Let's find something even bigger!"

They spread out and started looking. One of them soon called out from the edge of the clearing "HEY I FOUND A HUGE LOG!"

They spent about an hour and a half, inch by inch, scooting the log closer to the edge of the hole.

They finally plunged the log into the stomach of the pit and listened.... all of the sudden they heard some rustling in the bushes towards where they found the log.

AND OUT OF NOWHERE A GOAT LUNGEd FORWARD OUT OF THE FOREST CHARGING THE GUYS!!!

"What the..." Said one. "Is that a...?" Said the other. However the goat paid them no mind. The goat sprinted toward them and dove head first into the hole....

"Uhh..." "Umm...." "Did you just see that?" They decided the hole is cursed and leave.

About a mile down the trail they came across a rancher looking bewildered.

"Hey, have you boys seen my goat?" ....."Well... we saw A goat..." "He kind of dove head first into a huge pit."

"Oh that's right! I left my goat close to that pit. However, that couldn't have been my goat, my goat was tied to a log."

el dumbnut7/14/2015, 8:10:43 PM5 votes

Gangplank walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out the zipper of his pants.

The bartender looks up and asks, "Hey pirate? What's with the steering wheel?"

Gangplank replies, "Yar, I don't know, but it be driving me nuts!"

Sojuorn7/14/2015, 7:58:51 PM5 votes

What do you call a graves/blitzcrank lane?

Cowboy beep boop

Griefer7/15/2015, 4:05:35 PM4 votes

Team does Baron:

LeeSin: misses smite

Ezreal: dude, are you blind?!?

LeeSin: ...

Yatsufuså7/14/2015, 8:25:15 PM4 votes

http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/43455880-funny-gif.gif

terkmc7/15/2015, 12:46:08 AM4 votes

Poppy walks into a bar The bartender is stunned for 1.5 second

dabs 4 jezus7/15/2015, 1:42:21 AM3 votes

Want to hear a pizza joke?

Acutally, nevermind it'll be too cheesy.

I have a real joke this time, I swear.

Want to hear a sausage joke?

Nevermind, you don't want to hear that one, they're the wurst.

Habitz1/15/2016, 8:05:28 PM2 votes

My mmr