Sell me a champion (Think how Brickorchid8 does it for his SYWTM vids)
Do you like clowns ?
Do you like fear ?
Do you like Jack-in-the-box ?
Do you like making the enemy team and yours rage ?
and, do you like tilting enemy laners into oblivion ?
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Do you like eating things?
Do you like making Allahu Akbar jokes?
Do you like spamming your taunt and tilting the enemy?
And most importantly
Do you absolutely love eating everything?
Then Kog'Maw is the Void Puppy for you.
Do you like stacks?
Do you like stacks?
Do you like stacks?
Do you like stacks?
and do you like motherfucking stacks?
Rolls random number generator
...Do you like being unknown and useless?
Do you like bugs?
Do you like Evolution
Do you like stealth
Do you adore bursting adc's down?
And selectively killing off enemies one by one?
Then kha'zix is the bug for you
Do you like insta-compassion?
Do you like brail?
Do you like systematically commiting suicide the instant you land an ability?
Well, son, have I got just the right thing for you!
-Do you like to be a different kind of Marksman? (I'm special) -Have you ever wanted to watch tanks melt away as an adc? (Killin' Tanks) -Do you like to eat stuff by spitting? (Spits a lot) -Do you want to be Jhin's best friend? (All the 4s)
If so then Kog'Maw, the Mouth of the Abyss, is for you.
Do you like cats?
Do you like knives?
Do you like cats with knives?
Do you like crushing the other teams spirits?
And do you like seeing an adc explode to pieces in one second?
do you like pretending to be faker?
do you like shadows?
do you like completely deleting adcs from the face of the earth?
do you like spamming laugh?
well pick up zed the champion just right for you
Do you like your girls to have tits bigger than their head?
Do you like sexual innuendo?
Do you like "tapping" squishies for half their health?
Do you like playing a chroma that makes you look like a female Mario?
Do you like getting penta kills by pressing R?
Then Miss Fortune is the freelo for you!