How Are Orianna and Blitzcrank Supposed To Login?

Just mark the "I am not a robot" like all of the people do... Checked - I agree with terms and conditions... Checked - I have read the policy and i understand... Checked - I am 18+...

How does Annie Bot even log in, for christs sake!

I got your answer:

http://65.media.tumblr.com/8fac63f65d1160c4efbb74f0a1010da3/tumblr_o63pzrPLhq1v66ox3o1_1280.png

Reminds me of this

https://gyazo.com/aa23902666c2724fbfb533d0df50fda2

Little did Viktor know there was a downside to metal pefection. "What's the point of perfection if I can't post dank memes to the League forums"

might be having some trouble as well.

They bribe the login yordles to let them in

is close enough to a robot with his time spent with his turrets.