Your main is hunting you down. What do you do?
Your main is hunting you down, and has a...'dispute' they want to settle. Violently. What do you do to protect yourself? Is there no point in trying to fight, or are they not even a threat to you?
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Mid - 
/ff
Support - 
(points in a random direction) Is that Xayah calling you? (Runs)
Top - 
Wear a suit that can't be pierced by darts and never move.
Jg - 
kiss her leg.
ADC - Tricky one, 
, but plan to learn 
to replace the adc main... so...
- Wear a helmet
- Tell her Rakan has been captured and run for my life as she debates to continue the chase or see if I said was true.
Get a moat. GG.
Get Wukong as my bodyguard. He will eat all her bananas.
Um... Well crap.
Why would she even hunt me?!
Live in the desert far from any bushes.
Sure, let's do lunch.
Get an axe. Fuck you mao.
Give up...
Okay fine ill try.... I'll just pepper spray her. That should keep her off me.
: eh I'm fucked
: just stay in his blind spot(s)
: I should be fine, I'm pretty fat so I could just sit on him
I'm dead, I even saw him pull out a real weapon.
no point in running
cant run from death
Just stay off his lawn and i'll be fine
im just not going to be near and i'll be fine
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_small_zpsnsjj9kxv.png : AHH-I mean, hey Wukong, what brings you here?
: You know why... why is GNAR your background right now O_O
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_small_zpsnsjj9kxv.png : I, I haven't been on lately. He was the last champ I played. I'M NOT TRYING TO MAIN HIM I SWEAR X(
: I think you should play some games using me... right now O_O
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_small_zpsnsjj9kxv.png : but... I have classes toda-
3 minutes later
: Hey, do you want Top lane or jung- omg, what happened to your face?!
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_small_zpsnsjj9kxv.png : I ... ran into a door .__.
: Oh those crazy doors :)
Ummm. Does he kill me? or just Care for me
Hope Xayah wants him cuz I'm not winnin a slapfight
most likely I die.
-Stay really quiet until I inevitably starve to death and collapse.
-Be very weary around flag poles.
-Stay in the dark.
-Stay in the light.
I'm screwed.
: "Another body for the gutter"
: "A slow death will be their reward"
I'm fucked
Give Talon a new blade collection
Give Gangplank Oranges
gg ez
Give him a hug and hope i don't get shown the door.
: I hide in my mom's basement and avoid the sun at all costs. Oh wait, that is what I already do...
: I stand behind a rock that registers as terrain.
: I go out to my local pet store and grab a small water foul. That way I am always prepared when she yells "Better Duck!"
I go mid lane. Malzahar can't go there anymore so im safe
Depends on what kind of violence, and if the dispute actually warrants it.
Dash his ult channel, and then ignore him. Or step into his ult, so that I can get to his adc without taking damage walking up to them.
he's alot more kind in his lore so yay as long as i'm not noxian i'm good
buy control wards. lots and lots of control wards.
Welp.............nice knowing you all. At least it would be relatively quick and painless.
: Hazmat suit and whatever makes Riven and Camille so damn fast.
I think some cake would clear up the situation
Run. She is slow and I can probably get away. If not, she won't kill me most likely, just test me. So there is a chance I can beat the test.
Die. That is it, just die.