Describe a champions playstyle in the most boring way possible.

Play Farmville for 40 mins.

Just click enemies till they die

ok

you cry and press R

press q for 40minutes

Run circles in the lane and occasionally save your ADC from a towerdive with the lantern.

Mash QWER to win any duel and buy the overrated Battlebunny skin while you are at it.

R is the only ability you will use as often as possible.

Your E is the only ability you need.

Get for an auto-win.

Press Q, E or R to win the game. W is for fighting against Diamond I smurfs.

You run in circles and heal your ADC when (s)he gets hurt.

Dominate the entire enemy jungle by just walking into it.

Never even see your lane opponent and kill them from your tower.

Throw saplings around and walk next to people.

Swim in mid-air.

point & click with no skills needed

You shoot stuff. Nothing else.

you take care of a flower garden.

Nothing. you always win.

Light things on fire, then punch said things. Finally turn into a flying lizard and repeats the previous steps.

You go where you please

Kiss people and then destroy them

You let people hit you. You run in circles, and sometimes away from fights. Spend the entire match watching the health bars on the screen. You go wherever you want. Not much really around, but its there to look at.

You play music.

Not even good music, some elevator shit.

And no one can hear it.

Die to deal damage

You suck them, and then birds and stuff.

you decoy till they stop falling for it, then you fake decoys... rage out, then spam everything

: Gravity well, Energy burst, basic attack death ray, energy storm.

Q+W

press q and watch them run in circles trying to catch you

: Card tricks

You press Q, E and R

: Turn poison on. Run.

there is no other team.

R

Be the rock

Throw some spells, when low on health ult until your mana starts to cry.

Wow ya'll are bad at this. Fewest lines possible =/= most boring way possible.

Mash Q and W and pray the enemy dies before you inevitably run out of mana.

Press everything.

press r

You roll around and click things. You run around and press R on things. You just fire laser beams and stuff. You throw axes by clicking things, then try and catch the axes...that's pretty much it. If you know how to count to four, you know how to play Annie.

They just Spin so they can win.Nothing else. :I

Just ult someone being focused... Nothing else.

farm and press r

you throw sticks at people and take forever when you try to jump on someone.

You just eat oranges and shoot/stab stuff

mock everything, then present your lovely inability to be killed.

You have a red ball, a grayish cage, and a purple bouncy ball. Your ult is free movement speed.

Pick whichever ability you want, they're all the same range and you'll kill them anyway.

Q everything in your range, occasionally ult and that's it you mastered this champ

Slowly walk away from people.

sit back and be draven

sit there and just wait for love

press qwer and click.

You always trust your spirit.

You throw a boomerang and get mad.

Gotta go fast.