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the different type of players in the bronze elo.

2yftLP0KQC·2/15/2015, 12:59:34 PM·6 votes·1,293 views

"the lag noob" we all know this, at some point or another. that one person who feeds so bad and keep blaming it on lag.

"the i gtg guy" the guy who 10-20 minutes into the game has to either go to work, school, or just sleep. he pretty much joined a ranked game, and said fuck it. he literally said, "i don't know any of these muthafuckers, and quiet frankly i don't care about anyone of them. ima join a game, and afk just for kicks".

"it's my first time..." we're not talkin about sex, we're talking about the person who is forced to fill a spot and has quiet surprisingly "NEVER" done it. funny thing is, this is always the guys who gets LAST pick. what a strange coincidence.

"the mid or feed guy", the fucking douche who thinks the world revolves around him. someone in the team is forced to give up the mid lane (or whatever lane he's forcing) just to watch this guy feed the fuck out of himself.

. "the anger management kiddo" the fucking scrub who wants expects to go his way. he expects to join a game, and carry. he dies once or twice and starts crying, "omfg fuck this, this game is bullshit. bye, report if you want" hahaha fucking pussy, i wish i could find you i will repeatedly rape you with aids dick through every single orifice in your body until you die.

. "the all-knowing-god player" the moron who thinks he knows everything, and claims to be a smurf, and tells you how to build, and how to play your lane and what summoner's spells to take. example, "no, don't go top ryze. wtf is top ryze? he's get rrekt by riven. don't take ignite, take teleport. go mordkaiser top, and rush ga and trinity, he reks like that."

"never my fault". the douche who blames EVERYONE in the team, but himself. while his sad score reads 1/16/2 on the score board. "omfg jgler gank you noob!! wtf are you doing support, ward mooooooooooaaaaaaaaaar! mid send your freaking mias ffs, fucking bronzie. USE YOUR ULT FIORA FFS YOU USE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG RYZE TP ALREADY FFS!! WHY DIDN'T YOU FLASH!!!! OMFG NOOBS. YOU GUYS SUCK SO BAD"

"the excuses nub" omfg my ping spiked sorry guy. oh my bad, my E didn't off. yeah i got camped hardcore thats why i'm way behind, don't mind my 15 deaths. omfg this guy totally counters me. wow...really, nerf please. did they nerf my champ? wow....ww is so op.

. "that guy", what i mean by this is that guy who auto locks. that's it, doesn't call a lane, or say a fucking word in chat.

that's pretty much all i got for this post. this is a joke, i'm being sarcastic. so get over yourself and i hope you had a good laugh, and if you didn't then you don't have a good sense of humor. so i hope you guys enjoyed it, and it at least brought up someone to mind from the last game you played and went like "oh, no shit. i just played with a guy like that" and laugh it off.

11 Comments

theragingnerd2/15/2015, 8:45:15 PM4 votes

you forgot the nice person

oh wait that doesn't exsist

Embertine2/16/2015, 2:31:48 AM1 votes

The sad thing is, I've actually suffered each of these kinds of trolls many times over. If this is a joke, it's the kind that just reminds people of something that happened some time ago and everyone laughs at it. When back when it happened it was actually a very bad experience.

toe thief2/15/2015, 5:04:02 PM1 votes

You left out the most important one. "The Intentional Feeder." Everyone in every game ever.

DerrickIsGod2/16/2015, 4:47:19 AM1 votes

You forgot the guy who carrys the entire game just so his teammates can just throw the whole game and the one shit jungler who loves to tower dive half health and no mana, and yes i had a good laugh {{summoner:2}} summoner 11 summoner 1summoner 3

Maximum Zilean2/16/2015, 6:45:25 AM1 votes

Don't forget "the butthurt moron"

The one who is constantly flaming his team, and the enemy team in all chat. He does this more then he is actually playing the game. Usually while afk'ing in spawn and spamming the chat with his nonsense.

Rainbow Wasp2/16/2015, 12:31:26 PM1 votes

The Toxic Spainiard: "es?", "jajajaja", cries instantly about "killsteal", instalocks ADC, blames his team for not helping him getting kills, has no foresight and overextends alot, spams pings to the level of nuisance, reports every teammate for being noobs and enemies for being scripters (the hypocrisy intensifies if he used scripts himself).

The Noxious Frenchie: "fr?", talks French only and dodges que if you pick first or has his favorite champion banned. Lacks skill ingame, flames often over insignificant things and disconnects if his balance between deaths and kills isn't correct.

The High-Skill Troll: Smurf account of a platinum(and above)-tier player who just got his arse legitimately kicked in a fair match and needs his e-peen to enlarge again. Camps the lane of undoubtly less experienced players and wrecks them hard.

and The Sleeper: One fucktard who never clicks "Accept" when a match was found.

I don't play ranked, but this applies to other modes as well.

FistOfSharkiesha2/16/2015, 4:05:39 AM1 votes

"The jungler that goes all in with 200 hp against a burst mage without pinging before his laner can even come near him."

And on the contrary

"The full Hp full Mana laner standing at turret with an enemy overextended you ping 300 times yet still does not help out in a gank"