When will bronze players ever be like gold?
When they 
When they 
When? You mean if?
I'm pretty sure the joke here... is when they use Zhonyas, they turn golden... hence, bronze players being Gold.
Correct
I'm gold and I never end up using Zhonyas. Sometimes I forget that it has an active :P
If you can't remember the Active, I don't think it's really worth buying. Just get a different AP item
It gives decent armor if you get all the stacks on 
Having it in my inventory acts as a placebo affect. Carries are lest likely to dive me.
Im bronze and I way overuse the active and constantly screw myself over. Whenever I get scared I hourglass, which can lead to really awkward situations.
Not when they use to it "avoid" kindred's ult
Does that actually work?
I've only seen them use it at the beginning so hourglass is over when her ult falls.
One time I hourglassed a bard ult x-x
That can actually be a legit strat, because then you get out before everyone else does. (true story)
I actually think the op is trying to say when they invest time and practice.
Nahhhhhhh, who needs actives, amirite?..........amirite..........anyone..........pls
I like zonya on towerdiving ap bruisers. Reset that dmg. mmmmmmh.
Is this supposed to be a pun about bronze players inability to keep enemies off their farm or is it saying bronze cant use active items? Because I thought the former until looking at the other comments ._.
When they Zhonya's Hourglass
Does that mean that Diamond+ players can be like Gold? (I'm pretty sure they use the item every once in a while)
yes
they temporarily drop in skill since they don't move or do anything for 2.5 seconds