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AgeOfTheMage1 votes

my exact reaction, i think i even puked a little.

TheOnlyJoe17 votes

Passive: Free crit lul Hitting an enemy champion with a basic attack grants you extra movementspeed when moving towards them Additionally, after landing 3 basic attacks, the next one double hits, dealing 50% AD bonus physical damage which applies on-hit effects and can critically strike and against targets below 50% of their maximum health it will deal 6 / 8 / 10% of their maximum health as bonus magic damage. Proccing the fourth hit will give you a wind shield

Q: Tumble forward, while throwing a shuriken forward aswell. Your next auto attack does increased damage and blinks you to your target, up to 3 nearby enemies If you've procced your passive, all enemies hit by Q will be knocked up by a whirlwind

W: Passive: Silverbolts Active: Sends a shadow forward that you can swap with by re-activating the ability. If you have swapped places with the shadow, or after the shadow dissapears, you have 3 seconds to re-activate the ability again to Meditate, restoring health every second while you are protected by a wind-sphere, blocking all projectiles and taking reduced damage

E: Passive: 10% bonus AD while the ability is not on CD Active: Dash to your target, no CD. If the target is a champion, you will shadow slash and knock them back, if they hit a wall, they become stunned and take additional damage Additionally, your basic attacks deal true damage for 5 seconds

R: Gain bonus movementspeed and attackspeed for a short duration. Kills and assists refresh the duration Using q stealths you briefly, and you have increased bonus AD Additionally, attacking a champion will activate Death Mark. If the target is knocked up, it will instead cast Last Breath

RainXBlade1 votes

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Passive: Free crit lul Hitting an enemy champion with a basic attack grants you extra movementspeed when moving towards them Additionally, after landing 3 basic attacks, the next one double hits, dealing 50% AD bonus physical damage which applies on-hit effects and can critically strike and against targets below 50% of their maximum health it will deal 6 / 8 / 10% of their maximum health as bonus magic damage. Proccing the fourth hit will give you a wind shield

Q: Tumble forward, while throwing a shuriken forward aswell. Your next auto attack does increased damage and blinks you to your target, up to 3 nearby enemies If you've procced your passive, all enemies hit by Q will be knocked up by a whirlwind

W: Passive: Silverbolts Active: Sends a shadow forward that you can swap with by re-activating the ability. If you have swapped places with the shadow, or after the shadow dissapears, you have 3 seconds to re-activate the ability again to Meditate, restoring health every second while you are protected by a wind-sphere, blocking all projectiles and taking reduced damage

E: Passive: 10% bonus AD while the ability is not on CD Active: Dash to your target, no CD. If the target is a champion, you will shadow slash and knock them back, if they hit a wall, they become stunned and take additional damage Additionally, your basic attacks deal true damage for 5 seconds

R: Gain bonus movementspeed and attackspeed for a short duration. Kills and assists refresh the duration Using q stealths you briefly, and you have increased bonus AD Additionally, attacking a champion will activate Death Mark. If the target is knocked up, it will instead cast Last Breath

That's...........Actually a good kit.

Kitty Clarissa2 votes

rito must do this for all the bronze lords

zorlox773 votes

I was in pain just thinking about this kit and all the cancer it would bring.

Upvote for your dedication to memes

Sraeg20132 votes

I'd finally have a chance of getting back to Plat in this clown-shit-show called Season 7.

LightSword1 votes

You really think this crap wouldn't be autobanned?

Sraeg20131 votes

Not even Kassadin at his prime was banned in 100% of games.

LightSword1 votes

No, but I remember when Jax had an 80% banrate, and this thing is scarier.

Sraeg20131 votes

I remember when Zed had 80% banrate and he was crap.

LightSword1 votes

Soooo, if a crap champion can get an 80% banrate, an incredibly overloaded champ can get?

Sraeg20131 votes

It means that a champion's actual objective strength has little-to-nothing to do with how masses perceive a champion.

The only time I'd want Zed banned is when I intend to play my main and I have a shitty pick - like first pick on the blue team. And only because of that.

On the flip side I consider Yasuo a completely wasted ban, but that doesn't stop people to refuse how to counterplay him.

I'd say it was similar with Kassadin. I played since Season 3 preseason and the paranoia was so idiotic, I basically never got to actually play against him. Was he strong? Was he annoying? Can't say, because in those 2 or 3 of my games people were only feeding with him.

Heretic Lunari5 votes

Not cancerous enough, you forgot he's wearing Teemo's hat.

+1 anyway

http://i.imgur.com/zX7FEUP.gif?nodirect

RainXBlade12 votes

The lack of Riven here disturbs me.

The 2nd Horseman4 votes

I'm pissed that you forgot to put a trident, put amazing none the less

Sraeg20134 votes

TREMBLE BEFORE US, MORTALS!

http://i.imgur.com/ApHnuNm.jpg?b

PaffWasTaken2 votes

It needs a version with fused Aatrox, urgot, old yorick, old poppy and skarner

shicky972 votes

This may be what you're looking for http://imgur.com/y2PeOyB

PaffWasTaken2 votes

Isn't it Dra'nakyuek, the Destroyer of worlds?

shicky971 votes

The very same, the abominable creation of Uberdanger.

Spice POWAH1 votes

Too bad the thumbnail makes it look like a Zed QQ thread...

PaffWasTaken1 votes

Now add Riven's sword as legs to look more like's Rito's failure straight from Kingsman

http://i.memeful.com/media/post/YMKD7RQ_700wa_0.gif

BipolarMaelstrom1 votes

All it needs now are Camille legs!

Kukan Seishin1 votes

OH GOD WHY

TyroneWatermelon1 votes

So old I got cancer

AgeOfTheMage1 votes

allthough cancerous... yasuo's hair on zed is strangely.. alluring

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