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WinTheWarOnPants25 votes

NEW Fresh Blood For those who aren’t content to sit back and farm in lane. Your first basic attack against a champion deals an additional 10 (+1 per level) damage (9 second cooldown)

"for those who aren't content with melee champs having ANY viability in lane"

Awoof6 votes

NEW Greenfather's Gift Extra oomph for champions who duck in and out of brush between combat. Stepping into brush causes your next damaging attack or ability to deal 3% of your target's current health as bonus magic damage (9 second cooldown)

"Stop trying already."

Cap7ain Teem021 votes

Jayce Why not both?

WinTheWarOnPants5 votes

This triggers my PTSD...

Ralanr15 votes

Sion replies with a well placed "fuck you" with a minion for emphasis.

ManiacalCoyote14 votes

Upvoted for LOTR. Downvoted for the fact that marksmen are invading top. Upvoted for the humor.

ShovelShepherd3 votes

Why would you ever downvote for LOTR! You make me sad insideitem 3070 Amumu item 3070

BladeSteel3 votes

except he didn't.....

ShovelShepherd6 votes

oh dang... read that completely wrong...[zombie-nunu-bummed]

Kuzja113 votes

When you melee top lane and win http://i.lvme.me/rovlta9.jpg

Niyumi12 votes

When people act like you can't fight a ranged champ with a melee one.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3028375/spongebob-directs-laugh-o.gif

Orangesilk6 votes

Well, it depends, I mean, there's melee champions:

Trundle Sion Illaoi Nasus

And there's "melee" champions:

Gangplank Rumble Kayle Jayce

And I'm sure the latter can put up a fight.

Niyumi2 votes

Aatrox Darius Ekko Fiora Garen Illaoi Irelia Jax Kled Maokai Olaf Poppy Renekton Riven Shen Trundle Tryndamere MonkeyKing XinZhao Yorick

All strictly melee, all more than capable of fighting ranged tops if played properly.

Great Ozymandius2 votes

Maoki gets utterly destroyed by kayle.

Avios12 votes

Kled main can confirm.

Ireliavence2 votes

all of these have some combination, of gap closer, CC, damage mitigation, or an actual fucking wall.

ChaosThief1 votes

I think that's the idea; 90% of melee champions will have something to make up for the fact that they are melee.

Stars Shaper11 votes

Mordekaiser Tell me more while you are destroying your own tower :3

Zarvanis11 votes
TheSequelsRBad8 votes

Nasus

100% true, until Nasus get a sheen item and about 275 stacks. Then it is time for some sweet, sweet vengeance.

50Shades0fTrynda1 votes

what vengeance? Teemo item 3089 item 3100

LichKing2346 votes

Nasus: you was saying satan

item 3065 , item 3190 , item 3102 ,item 3111

BladeSteel2 votes

Never seen a teemo beat nasus XD Once nasus gets a spirit visage its over for teemo

Papa Andrei2 votes

I was told when i was first playing the game to always pick teemo cs nasus, it worked, until I hot 30 and was like "why does he have 300 stacks already" right before going colorblind and seeing the world in grey.

LichKing2341 votes

hello darkness my old friend

NvestmentPlanker1 votes

Once nasus gets Cowl and Merc Treads he wins. not even close. The Nasus has to be a potato that runs into shrooms like a derp. This is in regards to AP Teemo. Idk if Nasus can beat Tankmo with Mallet, Hurricane and Wits End.

Cap7ain Teem01 votes

Yup Teemo should go hybrid and absolutely destroy nasus, but as a shen main his w vs nasus was the only good thing to come out of his rework

BLYAT moon Akali6 votes

ranged carries top?

"cut them down" " with precision" item 3078

Cap7ain Teem04 votes

Ekko approves

ChaosThief1 votes

Ugh... When is tankko going to die?

TheHappyReaperz6 votes

Aatrox proceeds to stab minions until he's full health again. "Poke damage"

Abandon4 votes

I'm not sure what's the joke, actually finding an Aatrox player or thinking he can mitigate poke damage.

deltemp9515126 votes

lol take ur ranged carries top all u want. just enjoy being shit stomped when u have no tank. xD

Papa Andrei3 votes

Mundo goes where he pleases!

Lord Karhu3 votes

item 3512 You called?

Melledoneus3 votes

Rengar top is going to be a thing again, so bye bye ADC top.

Sulghunter2 votes

Ever watched looney toons episodes with Sylvester and Tweety?

Quinn Level 7 bird watcher [slayer-jinx-wink]

Melledoneus3 votes

When you have an AoE death move on someone like Rengar, tanks and squishies alike are helpless.

Squidsmastah3 votes

Darius Takes off mask

Swain Surprise bitch

FCJAAAAGOOOO2 votes

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Doseqis2 votes

You could just counterpick with a ranged top laner or a safe one that doesn't get destroyed by ranged ones

####But all ranged top laners are cancer and have no counterplay amirite

GULAG 4 U1 votes

Is that from the lord of the rings? Pls tell I am pleb

A Superb Villain2 votes

Yes. The Two Towers. King Theoden.

ShovelShepherd2 votes

Also, when he's still really nasty and not cool...

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