is that a short joke!!!???
NEW Fresh Blood For those who aren’t content to sit back and farm in lane. Your first basic attack against a champion deals an additional 10 (+1 per level) damage (9 second cooldown)
"for those who aren't content with melee champs having ANY viability in lane"
NEW Greenfather's Gift Extra oomph for champions who duck in and out of brush between combat. Stepping into brush causes your next damaging attack or ability to deal 3% of your target's current health as bonus magic damage (9 second cooldown)
"Stop trying already."
Why not both?
This triggers my PTSD...
Sion replies with a well placed "fuck you" with a minion for emphasis.
Upvoted for LOTR. Downvoted for the fact that marksmen are invading top. Upvoted for the humor.
Why would you ever downvote for LOTR! You make me sad inside

except he didn't.....
oh dang... read that completely wrong...[zombie-nunu-bummed]
When you melee top lane and win http://i.lvme.me/rovlta9.jpg
When people act like you can't fight a ranged champ with a melee one.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3028375/spongebob-directs-laugh-o.gif
Well, it depends, I mean, there's melee champions:

And there's "melee" champions:

And I'm sure the latter can put up a fight.

All strictly melee, all more than capable of fighting ranged tops if played properly.
Maoki gets utterly destroyed by kayle.
main can confirm.
all of these have some combination, of gap closer, CC, damage mitigation, or an actual fucking wall.
I think that's the idea; 90% of melee champions will have something to make up for the fact that they are melee.
Tell me more while you are destroying your own tower :3
http://i.imgur.com/B7La7aB.png?noredirect Row row, fight the power!

100% true, until Nasus get a sheen item and about 275 stacks. Then it is time for some sweet, sweet vengeance.
what vengeance?

Nasus: you was saying satan
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Never seen a teemo beat nasus XD Once nasus gets a spirit visage its over for teemo
I was told when i was first playing the game to always pick teemo cs nasus, it worked, until I hot 30 and was like "why does he have 300 stacks already" right before going colorblind and seeing the world in grey.
hello darkness my old friend
Once nasus gets Cowl and Merc Treads he wins. not even close. The Nasus has to be a potato that runs into shrooms like a derp. This is in regards to AP Teemo. Idk if Nasus can beat Tankmo with Mallet, Hurricane and Wits End.
Yup Teemo should go hybrid and absolutely destroy nasus, but as a shen main his w vs nasus was the only good thing to come out of his rework
ranged carries top?
"cut them down" " with precision" 
approves
Ugh... When is tankko going to die?
Aatrox proceeds to stab minions until he's full health again. "Poke damage"
I'm not sure what's the joke, actually finding an Aatrox player or thinking he can mitigate poke damage.
lol take ur ranged carries top all u want. just enjoy being shit stomped when u have no tank. xD
Mundo goes where he pleases!
: EUWot m8?
(I'm NA)
http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/121913-Wow-I-Dont-Care.jpg
You called?
Rengar top is going to be a thing again, so bye bye ADC top.
Ever watched looney toons episodes with Sylvester and Tweety?
Level 7 bird watcher
[slayer-jinx-wink]
When you have an AoE death move on someone like Rengar, tanks and squishies alike are helpless.
Takes off mask
Surprise bitch
Bring It On
You could just counterpick with a ranged top laner or a safe one that doesn't get destroyed by ranged ones
####But all ranged top laners are cancer and have no counterplay amirite
Is that from the lord of the rings? Pls tell I am pleb
Yes. The Two Towers. King Theoden.
Also, when he's still really nasty and not cool...