What crime would you commit because of the champion you main?
Assassinating the president.
Demolition of city property
Didn't commit any crime but got shot anyways
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- Too Outrageous
- Too Fabulous
- Too Beautiful
- Public Nudity
- Stalking Ezreal
taking children to "magical journeys"
Verbal Assault, hehe xd
Traffic Obstuction
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sexual harassement.
Beating up police officers with improvised weapons.
Abandoning my child (ADC) alone and child crying for the dad he never knew.
Crime? It's called having fun >.<[slayer-jinx-wink]
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Failing to pay her taxes. For, like, hundreds of years.
Stealing the crown jewel
Killing people with cane
Stealing souls
DECAPITATION!!!!!!
Nuff said
Rape.
... Level of severity? HAHAHA! Its most likely on the galactic scale, maybe the universe. I ripped open a rift to the Void so that the creatures can come to descend on humanity among other things.
Eating someone
Stabbing people in the name of 'balance'
Starting a Cult
\o/
Cannibalism, trying to destroy Tokyo.
blowing up a fireworks factory.
Everything
Nothing because I stopped her.
Ruling the world with musical brainwashing
killing for revenge, flirting myself out of the punishment though, and maybe some drugs shh.
Blowing up a city building
Trying to be a Revolutionist for Zuan
With Wukong looking for tougher opponents, I would probably get dragged into a fight, he beats the hell out of all of them, leaves before the cops show up and leaving me to take the wrap. In short, I'd be charged with assault and insanity after telling the cops "It wasn't me, it was the giant talking monkey with a staff."