Champion Pickup Lines!
The game is simple. Create a cheesy pickup line referencing an ability of a champion!!
Example:
Hey baby, want to come on a magical journey with me tonight?
Me morale ain't the only thing that be risin! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
12 Comments
insaiyanbacca1 votesbut gp's joke already applies here
BradTaste1 votesHey gurl
Dat 
makes my 
#itotallymadethatup
But yeah lemme think
BerserkGoldfish1 votes
Wanna see how big my staff can get? (since his joke or taunt, cant remember which is making his staff elongate)
Blue Moon Wolf1 votesbeat me too it >_>
TheSequelsRBad1 votesYou must be riven because every time you walk by me I am stunned.
I bet you main ahri because I am charmed!
Krinu1 votesMostly following the rules.
Mostly.
"I'll show you the weapon I'm really the grandmaster of!"
"You know, vines have all sorts of... interesting uses..."
"Nothing withered here."
"I'll grant your fondest wish..."
Kiabo Bandit1 votes
You must be a shroom 'casue you have me trippin'
I don't ONLY pluck at your Harp strings ;)
Once you're in my sights I lock on and pound you hard
Śhenna1 votes
death noises
Drackolus1 votes Starcall me.
You look stressed. I think an Astral Infusion would help.
I'm horny, and you're driving me bananas.
Pew Pew Lasers1 votes
"Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless."
3tyson1 votesis your name tahm kench cause you sure can swallow
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