Champion Pickup Lines!

EasterGoose·5/19/2015, 3:15:34 AM·1 votes·1,541 views

The game is simple. Create a cheesy pickup line referencing an ability of a champion!!

Example: Hey baby, want to come on a magical journey with me tonight? Me morale ain't the only thing that be risin! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

12 Comments

insaiyanbacca5/19/2015, 3:27:41 AM1 votes

but gp's joke already applies here

BradTaste5/19/2015, 4:19:49 AM1 votes

Hey gurl

Dat Ashe makes my Fiddlesticks Ryze

#itotallymadethatup

But yeah lemme think

BerserkGoldfish5/19/2015, 4:21:40 AM1 votes

MonkeyKing Wanna see how big my staff can get? (since his joke or taunt, cant remember which is making his staff elongate)

TheSequelsRBad5/19/2015, 4:47:52 AM1 votes

You must be riven because every time you walk by me I am stunned.

I bet you main ahri because I am charmed!

Krinu5/19/2015, 8:52:12 AM1 votes

Mostly following the rules.

Mostly.

Jax "I'll show you the weapon I'm really the grandmaster of!" Zyra "You know, vines have all sorts of... interesting uses..." Nasus "Nothing withered here." Soraka "I'll grant your fondest wish..."

Kiabo Bandit5/19/2015, 8:59:12 AM1 votes

Teemo You must be a shroom 'casue you have me trippin' Sona I don't ONLY pluck at your Harp strings ;) Once you're in my sights I lock on and pound you hard

Śhenna5/19/2015, 9:27:50 AM1 votes

Ahri death noises Ahri

Drackolus5/19/2015, 4:42:12 PM1 votes

Soraka Starcall me. You look stressed. I think an Astral Infusion would help.

I'm horny, and you're driving me bananas.

Pew Pew Lasers5/19/2015, 6:29:05 PM1 votes

Janna "Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless."

3tyson7/9/2015, 4:11:45 PM1 votes

is your name tahm kench cause you sure can swallow