Your main is at a party

I don't think her small body can take too much alcohol

then burns the building down, takes all the booty and eats an orange.

Why is no one here?

:Wont shut up about a double rainbow...

Voidlings, Voidlings everywhere!

All must die now.

Gets drunk and starts flirting with Malzahar.

Is the best dancer there

Probably gets into a fight

I will post 3 champs because I can will drink everythink and still won't get drunk won't drink because the drink would get into him anyway will search everywhere, EVERYWHERE, even in the bath, for chimes

While I doubt anyone will understand this, here it goes.

He doesn't let anyone who works in retail leave.

Being a captain, tries not to drink too much, but does engage into social conversations, hoping he finds someone who doesn't hold grudges about his way of fighting, which... By the looks of the community, doesn't seem easy at all...

starts seeing people messing with black magiks

Gets kicked out by all of the hung over people the morning after for opening the blinds.

DEATH... DEATH EVERY WHERE...LET THERE BE DEATH!

I get the distinct feeling he would crash the party. I don't know how or why, but he would show up, something would happen and the party would be over... with the fire department being called in to deal with the aftermath O_o

Can hold her booze, and the one guy who has the misfortune of trying to hit on her gets shot in the face, but everyone at the party cheers because everybody is too drunk to care.

Starts telling really bad jokes.