YO MAMA!

Yo mama is so UGLY, said, "PLEASE DENY ME!" Yo mama is so FAT, when R-ed her...he gained 100 STACKS! Yo mama is so FAT, couldn't devour her! Yo mama is so UGLY, when she asked for a gank, he said "HELL NO!" Yo mama is so FAT, it took 50 Qs to kill her....and he had 600 STACKS!!! Yo mama is so UGLY, when she picked in champ select...he said "NO! I WON'T GO!" Yo mama is so UGLY, didn't want to be her friend! Yo mama is so OLD, she knew ....WHEN HE WAS JUST AN EGG! Yo mama is so FAT, it took 50 W proc to kill her! Yo mama is so UGLY, refused to be her challenge! SHE EVEN FF-ED! Yo mama is so FAT, couldn't knock her back with his R! Yo mama is so UGLY, said, "I AM NOW A COWARD!" Yo mama is so UGLY, saw her...he used his Q...ON HIMSELF! Yo mama is so UGLY, when she tried to attack Demacia, said, "screw Demacia! I'm out!" Yo mama is so SHORT, when uses her R on her...they become the same height! Yo mama is so FAT, even couldn't explore her! Yo mama is so UGLY, when saw her...she turned into stone! Yo mama is so UGLY, when looked at her...he jumped off of Skaarl and ran away! Yo mama is so FAT, when killed her...he got full stacks on his passive! Yo mama is so FAT, when Q-ed her...he was never found! Yo mama is so UGLY, She's the reason why never stops running! Yo mama is so FAT, when Q-ed her, he broke his arms! Yo mama is so UGLY, when saw her...he said "the order is canceled!" Yo mama is so HOT, when she's an ally with his passive cooldown became instant! Yo mama is so FAT, when Q-ed her he got diabetes! Yo mama is UGLY, she makes run away in fear! Yo mama is so UGLY, when saw her...she said "Neeko is not curious!" Yo mama is so UGLY, when saw her...she said "maybe violence doesn't solve everything!" Yo mama is so FAT, she's 's giant snowball! Yo mama is so FAT, when collected her soul fragment...HE GOT 5 STACKS! Yo mama is so FAT, when tried to R her...he bounced back off her and executed him self! Yo mama is so UGLY, when saw her...she said "Iniona has fallen!" Yo mama is so UGLY, she's the reason why 's shroud lasts for so long! Yo mama is so OLD, she knew war before ! Yo mama is so FAT, it took hours for to disintegrate her! Yo mama is so UGLY, not even 's wind wall can save you! Yo mama is so UGLY, when used his wind wall...IT BROKE! Yo mama is so HOT, cheated on !

Yo mama is so FAT, she's the nexus structure in Summoner's Rift!

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