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Replace Aliens with Support or Jungler and you got it.
Well you see, the aliens put this mind-controlling implant in my brain and they like to screw with me whenever I play League. I'd play perfectly without it but I can't take it out without it killing me. So yeah, that's why I messed up my Alistar WQ.
more like "When you die to the 19/0 
"
"Why didn't you 
?!"
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fkin jungler didn't gank when i pinged we coulda killed riven
You literally had 20 hp when you made that ping call, i clicked on your name just to be sure, then i clicked on the full hp riven with all abilities up just to be sure, you died needlessly by engaging at 20 hp instead of recalling.
Fkin jungler fk you! makes up something about enemy jungler being in my jungle top side at 100 hp during top fight, said jungler happened to be bot lane full hp and walking though a ward. while grabbing dragon scuttle during gank request.
Sometimes i wonder why i play ranked when crap like this happens.
And then you realize you're playing Easy Bots