The Yordlepuff Girls

Fae dust, a hammer, and cannon fodder - These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little yordles. But Professor Riot accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: sodium chloride. Thus, the Yordlepuff girls were born! Using their overpowered powers, Lulu, Poppy, and Tristana have dedicated their lives to fighting good and the forces of friendship.

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