The Kha'zix in my Last Game Was Toxic and Claimed to be a Diamond Smurf.

Masterkerfuffle·11/22/2016, 6:44:22 PM·143 votes·6,521 views

So I looked up their profile after the game...

http://i.imgur.com/fvU2DXs.jpg

I'm not even surprised.

62 Comments

Skelenth11/22/2016, 6:49:15 PM72 votes
Thrëat11/22/2016, 6:51:11 PM29 votes

ROFL - I looked them up and they aren't Diamond.

For one, he has a 46% winrate in Silver 5, which means he is a Silver 5 with Bronze MMR. Also, he has around 2,000 games in Normals - no one has that many games on their smurf in normals.

RainbowIcee11/22/2016, 11:05:48 PM11 votes

Still not as toxic as a vayne player, as a support main. Shivers!

AIIan11/22/2016, 10:06:44 PM9 votes

You know how we all make jokes about stereotyped Yasuo / Zed / Lee Sin players ? Well, it's because of these very jokes that whenever we stumbled upon a case like that, I have a hard time accepting that those players are real people who exist for real. They seem kind of... too caricatural to actually be true human beings living in the very same world that I do.

PixTron11/22/2016, 9:36:00 PM7 votes

B-b-b-b-b-BUT THAT'S JUST MY SMURF ACCOUNT!

MY DAD ALSO OWNS LEAGUE. H-h-h-h-h-HE'LL BAN U!

Weathered11/23/2016, 1:15:59 AM5 votes

Trying to be a really friendly Kha main is hard. I say gj and people say "fuck you" xD.

420 Stylish11/22/2016, 10:10:04 PM5 votes

U wot m8?

Vallalan11/23/2016, 4:01:57 AM3 votes

I was streaming and dynamic elo helping my friends at the end of this season (yes this IS allowed, no flamerino please) and a guy came into my stream claiming he was a diamond 3 smurf. Looked at the account in question and it mained Vayne, Yasuo, and Lee Sin. I was like Ok then, this guy should be able to carry easy peasy with me then. make it easier to get them to gold. promptly gets executed in his own jungle like 3 times and gets absolutely destroyed top lane when he goes there. A few days later I see he is still silver V on that account and definitely not a "diamond 3 smurf" like he claimed.

Zedex11/23/2016, 2:06:36 PM2 votes

As a Yasuo main and avid Zed player, I can honestly say I'm a pretty nice guy. Pretty bad sometimes, but nice.

So wie Sahne11/23/2016, 1:28:45 PM1 votes

Riot should get rid of Riven and Vayne mains.