Which champion(s) do you think you could kill?

As for why...

I have a chainsaw so

I accidentally stepped on Teemo the other day and killed him so you can add that to the list.

None of them. All life is beautiful and it's a shame to see it go...

Well, except for , of course. Consider that rodent dead.

now im not a big tough person but the pure rage that i feel as a melee toplaner going against this stupid fucking splitpushing unpuishable bullshit ass champ would be just enough for me to overpower and beat him to death with my bear hands same goes for i have ascended past the "lol teemo annoying" meme, if i could meet the douche dick that created him i would leave him in a vegatative state and castrate him so he could never create anything virtual or living ever again

I think it'd be easier to note the ones I couldn't.

There. I knew that'd be the easier way.

Pretty much any of the humans as long as they don't have their tools and I do.