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Toph is blind 
Jungler is blind.
God dammit, Malphite.
stupid jungles dont know anything about league, thats why they hide in their little bushes and fight dumb dumb monsters they can run away from if they mess up. I mean, how hard is it to gank somebody when they are already under their own turret and we wont let them come out?!?!?!?! I mean what the heck, thats what you are there for! sacrifice your life, give the enemy a kill so the adc can hopefully pick up some gold...dont worry about the the enemy adc picking up a kill as well from auto'ing you once then getting finished by the turret...you let me worry about that. I dont care how far behind or low health or how frickin far away you are on the map, or if your soloing dragon for the team..if i ping assist me, mark someone, and call for a gank, your happy ass better show up right away. drop what youre doing and come deal with my problems!
