Since I can't get downvotes like I want to...

But, this is so simple!

All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: Are you the sort of man who would ask for upvotes to receive downvotes, or to receive upvotes?

Now, a clever man would be trying to receive downvotes, because he would know that only a great fool would give something demanded of him. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not give you a downvote!

But you must have known I was not a great fool - you would have counted on it! So I can clearly not give you an upvote!

Have I made my decision, then? Not remotely! Because vote farms came from 4chan, as everyone knows! And 4chan is entirely peopled with trolls - and trolls are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose to give you a downvote.

Truly, I have a dizzying intellect, yes? Wait 'til I get going! Where was I? Yes! 4chan!

And you must have suspected I would have known vote farms' origin, so I can clearly not choose to give you an upvote.

You'd like to think I'm just stalling now, wouldn't you!

You've been on the boards for a while, which means you are exceptionally experienced - so you could be trying to get downvotes, trusting in the toxicity of the community - so I can clearly not choose to give you a downvote. But, you've also bested the 5k upvote mark, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that people like to upvote familiar memers - so I can clearly not choose to give you an upvote!

By now, you've realized that I'm trying to trick you into giving away something, and you're thinking it won't work. But it has worked! You've given away everything!!! I know what you're trying to farm! So I'll make my choice!

And I choose - NEITHER!!!

Now I am confused, because this is one of the following options provided.

1. You want me to upvote you, because you want upvotes.

2. You want me to downvote you, because psychology.

3. You want me to think that I should downvote you, but actually I should upvote you, because of advanced psychology.

4. You want me to think that you use advanced psychology, but I am seeing through your shields of psychology and see that you want me to downvote you, because if I were to upvote you I would actually do what you did not want me to do, unless you want me to upvote you, because you actually don't want downvotes.

HANDS UP THIS IS A REPORT HANDOUT

well once you die no matter how horrible the act of death is once its completed and your dead you are free from all pain and suffering so death could be seen as a god send and something to look for forward to

Up voted, to get you closer to 0 votes [slayer-pantheon-thumbs] probably down vote when you get positive numbers

I surrendered my upvote, SPARE ME!!!