I'm starting to find Riven actually fun to play...
No..no..nooooo! S-stay away from me no please mercy please noooo!
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Send help!
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Mad King Hades10 voteshttps://i.ytimg.com/vi/1KZUdHQTVeU/maxresdefault.jpg
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If that doesn't heal you, I have one more step for maximum OP.
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Wukong X Ahri7 votesWhat's truly scary is that Im actually pretty good at animation canceling too..
Blue Moon Wolf7 votesshhhh, it's okay. I'll end your suffering for you O.O
Malicious Metal6 votesYou just found a real main for you :^)
Wukong X Ahri9 votesWell at least I don't like being fisted. :^)
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Laughing Fish7 votesSo both you and MM have abandoned Morde, and I haven't played Garen in quite awhile now... http://i.imgur.com/8owskFU.gif?noredirect
Void Nargacuga8 votesTHAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING!
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Laughing Fish10 votesLaughing Fish6 votesVoid Nargacuga2 votesNever seen the movie... BUT! That sign is just too awesome.
Laughing Fish8 votesThe movie is hillarious. https://67.media.tumblr.com/4e8baac05493c59ab6ded123546814e5/tumblr_ntkdnuoDvG1r5wzvyo1_500.gif
Void Nargacuga2 votesHow hilarious we talking here? Mel Brooks level? Wait... Only Mel Brooks can achieve such levels of hilarity in his movies!
Laughing Fish6 votesHmm, let me check.. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m17gx6Em3T1r6h623o4_400.gif
Yeah, it is not Mel Brooks level. But in it's defense, the only person who can rival Mel Brooks is BIll Murray. https://67.media.tumblr.com/5bbcabea39316904aa2ceba8f1056c8f/tumblr_n8i5w369v11qzk2apo1_500.gif
But the movie is still hilarious, and most certainly worth watching.
Void Nargacuga2 votesputs it on list of movies/anime to watch Man that list is getting longer and longer...
Shadow Hazard1 votesi think you meant monty python
Legacy Hydralpha1 votesI'm still playing Bard.
But is that a good thing?
Void Nargacuga1 votesBard is hilarious. I want him. So yeah... I think it is a good thing.
Legacy Hydralpha1 votesI recommend him.
Also, crit Bard is broken.
The Meeps do tons of damage.
Void Nargacuga1 votesI've tried him... That's why I want him.
bill842 votes
Hehehe
Legacy Hydralpha1 votes I'm the carry now.
Where's your sightstone?
Silence, support. I have bigger crits than you.
Malicious Metal6 votesAbandoned?
More like branching out to other genres.
Metal
Punk
Industrial
Etc..
Malicious Metal4 votesI am the Emperor of Lies, you grovel at my feet I rob you and I slaughter you, your downfall is my gain
(A cookie for whoever gets the reference)
Laughing Fish2 voteshttps://67.media.tumblr.com/d9256e0b67b9897d2e189658389899f4/tumblr_n9c8ll38ug1s3zziro1_r2_500.gif
Sonicblaster331 votesI like to fist :^) 
The Aqualious2 votesI like to stab
Solari Fortune6 votesI like Riven's character, but I suck at animation canceling Also being a Nice Riven player is a very lonely road btw Redeemed Riven Number one http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/0b7896c8127dd63a4a868e38dfd9f60c.jpg
RaptorKarr2 votes
cinomenapplebae4 voteshttps://i.gyazo.com/ac7583431798527a81f6f29388032768.png we have cookies
Rìveń3 votesYou have reached the point of no return. Let it inside you, let it consume you.
Bottom Laner1 votesLet it inside you
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Golden Tager X3 votesA few matches with the wrong teammates who blame you for everything and I think you'll be good.
The blame order is Riven>Jungler>Support for some reason.
EvilUnicornLord2 votesEnjoy being engulfed in salt.
Trash MammaI2 votesI Blame RaptorKarr
RaptorKarr1 votes:3
RaptorKarr2 votesGoood Gooood~
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/5e/5eff1c377f48790ca75a9a9878660481eeb4fde0172a2ad49505dc15890486c8.jpg
Then soon you will be shipping Riven and Shyvana too! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
http://goalpuppet.deviantart.com/art/Commission-Date-625877673
Wukong X Ahri1 votesI may respect peoples ships but I'll tell you right now...
The only way I'd ever ship Riven and Shyvana is if Morde was in the middle. :^)
Crowe Stalker1 votesThere's no hope for you friend... I'm sorry.
Stabs May you not be tainted in your next life.
The Aqualious4 votesHEY, I'M THE ONE WHO STABS
Bhagswag1 votesNow you will sympathize with people who are hated for playing her.
TheSequelsRBad1 votes
"Watch your mouth, or I will slap the soul out of you, "
