People and Their Mains
My opinion on the people who Main these champs
like a couple 20 of his mains out there?
They just like her cause shes Hot
OG Akalis players ever since her nerf
Have a lot of Bs to deal with irl
prob lonely irl
Bird is the word fanatic
maybe they still have their childhood teddy bear irl
Slows n Snipes
#DragonsRule
its just fun to do the shuriman shuffle
Sometimes i feel like bard mains are high for some reason
Can't keep their hands to themselves
Future Arsonist?
overly protective boyfriend
either you like cupcakes or you like "sniping"
loves to punish people irl
Danger noodle
knocks up people irl
indecisive if they want to do magic or physical damage
they just want to ruin your day
Late Nighters
they must seek immortality
Narcissistic irl as well prob
Always in your face
Likes spiders??? wtf
that eavesdropping friend
that arrogant friend you have
the guy who jumpscares you whenever they the chance
Buys Baguettes irl
prob hid the cure to cancer
All brawn no brains
the guy who waits for the perfect moment and gets away with most things
Prob owns a fidget spinner
that annoying lil kid that never leaves you alone
Loves Food
Prob owns a shotgun
they prob watch My Little Pony
lets others do the work for him
Tentacle Fetish
resets r cool
that creepy stalker thats been following you
overprotective girlfriend
try to help but they make things worse
they just love being tanky but still do tons of bs damage
Dicks
Sniping is fun
prob would start a shooting
i do not suggest pranking them
A B!tch
you do the work i take the credit
They will find you and they will kill you
Yandere's
that guy who pulls the chair back when you try to sit down
prob has a taser
prob owns a lot of creepy crawlies as pets
Emo
Persistent and annoying
would throw acid in your face for fun
Prankster who does painful pranks
Too blind to not press Q again
Roasts people
moving isn't in their vocab
prob aggressive irl as well
high pitched squeak when they talk
extremely optimistic
Hard 24/7
Has Aids irl and wants to spread it
Tree Enthusiast
Has no skills in any activity irl
oppressive gf
Metal Enthusiast
loves to ruin your day
that friend that pushes you into the pool/lake/pond/any body of water
ignores everyone else
the extremely nosy friend that won't let go
Cat lover
sleeps all day parties all night
piggy backs off of you
can't stop them until its too late
would throw bowling balls at you
would push you down a hole
pins you against a wall
a Stalker
always hitting on you
needs your undivided attention
will follow you just to scare the sh!t out of you
Bully
Knives and cats are great
jumps you
chasing you with a flamethrower
say's they changed but they lied
holds you down in a rib crushing grasp
trickster
Denies you the fun in life
Challenges you to a fight when its clear they will win
Runs away from their problems
persistent even after beating them
"Don't Touch me!"
oh u have got to see this! grabs you by the shirt and drags you away
doesn't talk much but listens
Bananas
Birds is love Bird is Life
knows how to handle Balls irl
that guy who puts everything in their mouth
that kid who threw a rock at you
Tsundere
Outrageously gay
Worships Satan
a Hooker
Get in then gtfo
Trolls
Sir Faps a lot
Card magician irl
doesnt take baths/showers
that really fast friend
Urgot mains? they exist?
such a dick
thinks they can 1v5 the world
they may seem harmless at first
Tentacle Hentai Fetish
Fisting fetish
Robots r kool
love the sight of blood
would give u a bear hug
won't let go
surprise tackles
Edgy
Magic + Sniping = download scripts
impales things for fun
Helped
Mains hide the cure to cancer
prob works at a cemetery
Jello Enthusiast
would torment you in their basement
Terrorist
too old to be playing this game
thorn in the side