People and Their Mains

Light Sovereign·6/8/2017, 4:21:10 PM·2 votes·338 views

My opinion on the people who Main these champs

Aatrox like a couple 20 of his mains out there? Ahri They just like her cause shes Hot Akali OG Akalis players ever since her nerf Alistar Have a lot of Bs to deal with irl Amumu prob lonely irl Anivia Bird is the word fanatic Annie maybe they still have their childhood teddy bear irl Ashe Slows n Snipes AurelionSol #DragonsRule Azir its just fun to do the shuriman shuffle Bard Sometimes i feel like bard mains are high for some reason Blitzcrank Can't keep their hands to themselves Brand Future Arsonist? Braum overly protective boyfriend Caitlyn either you like cupcakes or you like "sniping" Camille loves to punish people irl Cassiopeia Danger noodle Chogath knocks up people irl Corki indecisive if they want to do magic or physical damage Darius they just want to ruin your day Diana Late Nighters DrMundo they must seek immortality Draven Narcissistic irl as well prob Ekko Always in your face Elise Likes spiders??? wtf Evelynn that eavesdropping friend Ezreal that arrogant friend you have Fiddlesticks the guy who jumpscares you whenever they the chance Fiora Buys Baguettes irl Fizz prob hid the cure to cancer Galio All brawn no brains Gangplank the guy who waits for the perfect moment and gets away with most things Garen Prob owns a fidget spinner Gnar that annoying lil kid that never leaves you alone Gragas Loves Food Graves Prob owns a shotgun Hecarim they prob watch My Little Pony Heimerdinger lets others do the work for him Illaoi Tentacle Fetish Irelia resets r cool Ivern that creepy stalker thats been following you Janna overprotective girlfriend JarvanIV try to help but they make things worse Jax they just love being tanky but still do tons of bs damage Jayce Dicks Jhin Sniping is fun Jinx prob would start a shooting Kalista i do not suggest pranking them Karma A B!tch Karthus you do the work i take the credit Kassadin They will find you and they will kill you Katarina Yandere's Kayle that guy who pulls the chair back when you try to sit down Kennen prob has a taser Khazix prob owns a lot of creepy crawlies as pets Kindred Emo Kled Persistent and annoying KogMaw would throw acid in your face for fun Leblanc Prankster who does painful pranks LeeSin Too blind to not press Q again Leona Roasts people Lissandra moving isn't in their vocab Lucian prob aggressive irl as well Lulu high pitched squeak when they talk Lux extremely optimistic Malphite Hard 24/7 Malzahar Has Aids irl and wants to spread it Maokai Tree Enthusiast MasterYi Has no skills in any activity irl MissFortune oppressive gf Mordekaiser Metal Enthusiast Morgana loves to ruin your day Nami that friend that pushes you into the pool/lake/pond/any body of water Nasus ignores everyone else Nautilus the extremely nosy friend that won't let go Nidalee Cat lover Nocturne sleeps all day parties all night Nunu piggy backs off of you Olaf can't stop them until its too late Orianna would throw bowling balls at you Pantheon would push you down a hole Poppy pins you against a wall Quinn a Stalker Rakan always hitting on you Rammus needs your undivided attention RekSai will follow you just to scare the sh!t out of you Renekton Bully Rengar Knives and cats are great Riven jumps you Rumble chasing you with a flamethrower Ryze say's they changed but they lied Sejuani holds you down in a rib crushing grasp Shaco trickster Shen Denies you the fun in life Shyvana Challenges you to a fight when its clear they will win Singed Runs away from their problems Sion persistent even after beating them Sivir "Don't Touch me!" Skarner oh u have got to see this! grabs you by the shirt and drags you away Sona doesn't talk much but listens Soraka Bananas Swain Birds is love Bird is Life Syndra knows how to handle Balls irl TahmKench that guy who puts everything in their mouth Taliyah that kid who threw a rock at you Talon Tsundere Taric Outrageously gay Teemo Worships Satan Thresh a Hooker Tristana Get in then gtfo Trundle Trolls Tryndamere Sir Faps a lot TwistedFate Card magician irl Twitch doesnt take baths/showers Udyr that really fast friend Urgot Urgot mains? they exist? Varus such a dick Vayne thinks they can 1v5 the world Veigar they may seem harmless at first Velkoz Tentacle Hentai Fetish Vi Fisting fetish Viktor Robots r kool Vladimir love the sight of blood Volibear would give u a bear hug Warwick won't let go MonkeyKing surprise tackles Xayah Edgy Xerath Magic + Sniping = download scripts XinZhao impales things for fun Yasuo Helped Fizz Mains hide the cure to cancer Yorick prob works at a cemetery Zac Jello Enthusiast Zed would torment you in their basement Ziggs Terrorist Zilean too old to be playing this game Zyra thorn in the side

2 Comments

ananke6/8/2017, 6:28:17 PM1 votes

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