How to play- I will start off by telling you what I inserted into the vending machine. The next person will tell me what I get for what I put in. They will then state what they put into the machine for the following person to tell them what they got. So on and so on.
I'll start.... I inserted a stapler into the vending machine.
ToastyTheToaster3 votesThe stapler rolls back out. (might be too crinkled or try flipping it the other way.)
I insert Pocket Lint.
PlasticGamerTV2 votesThe machine made a weird buzzing noise and spit out 1400 RP.
I insert an old pop.
ToastyTheToaster2 votesThe machine tips over ad the front breaks open revealing Phreak was hiding in there the whole time.
I insert 1400 RP.
King Radical2 votesThe machine begins to transform into Piltover Customs Blitzcrank before your very eyes! The engine revs loudly for a moment and then a deafening squeak begins to emit from the exhaust. Blitz revs his engine as powerfully as he can. 50 rp shoots out behind him, flowing through the air until it lands in front of your feet.
I insert a banana into the exhaust.
MyAccountYouGuys1 votesThe engine sputters and dies, yellow liquid seeping out from the cracks in Blitz's body near the engine. His chest opens up and Soraka tumbles out, very confused.
I insert a ten ounce ribeye steak.
King Mandoo2 votesTeemo comes out and kills you with a mushroom.
Good game.
ChaosThief2 votesLET THE GAME CONTINUE!
I insert a dart.
axel vazquez1 votesThe dart spits back out, blinding you until Teemo appears before your very eyes, looking more evil than every before.
I insert a crown.
DalDakota2 votesThe machines' tiny coin slot somehow happily accepts a crown down its throat. Anyhow, the vending machine makes a high-pitched jingle and out comes... wait for it... A LIMITED EDITION KING TRYNDAMERE ACTION FIGURE! WITH FULLY-FUNCTIONAL RIGHT ARM ACTION!
I decide to grab the closest thing too me, and insert my nearby friend into the vending machine! :P
Wheatloaf5 votesYou get a restraining order.
I insert 12 pounds of Silly Putty.
Metapeace1 votesYou're 12 pounds are getting changed to a million Dollar which were robbed from a bank yesterday, so that you go to jail.
I insert 
MarhsallLee671 votesAs you have entered Satan himself into the machine, it has now become possessed by the fury of hell.
A horde of angry demons comes out.
Maniacal Jester1 votesI insert my shiv violently.
MarhsallLee671 votesA baby comes out.
I insert a '90s lap top.
Cassaluna1 votesA zombified Steve Jobs appears and tries to eat your brain.
I insert a single ramen noodle.
Arby0991 votesYou get a CRT monitor frozen on a windows blue screen.
I insert 
Marthian1 votesThe room starts to fill with wat-blrgbluprlbahelpadews.
Help me piece of wood! inserts wood
CrystalKamu1 votesout comes build it yourself cardboard fort with added water balloon slingshots and super soakers, and a potato launcher
Inserts empty cupboards hoping for free food plz feed me. I'm hungry.
the Marth1 votesA hipster comes out
I insert a jelly bean.
basictiger1 votesSteve jobs comes out. I insert an rp card
CrystalKamu1 votesa copy of Collaspe! 2 and Zuma comes out.
Inserts notice of eviction from house in, hoping for a place to stay.
Damaster007771 votesThe Vending machine falls over on you, crushing you with its attempt to house you.
I lift the machine back up, move your corpse, and insert 
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