Wind Man
(sung to Jingle Bells)
Dashing through the creeps, Slowly toward the Ryze. This wind man's going deep, To give a big surprise. Ryze is panicking, He's no idea what to do, So for dear life he starts running But he knows he's getting screwed.
One more Q, One more Q Knocking Ryze right up, The Tower hits, he gives no s**ts As he blows this scrub right up.
Hey!
One more Q, One more Q
Knocking Ryze right up,
The Tower hits, he gives no s**ts
As he blows this scrub right up.
Wandering through the fog, Really wants that Ashe. No TP on toplane's dog, And botlane with no flash. Their jungler sees him come But knows they're out of luck As the wind man trundles through the tri The botlane's getting f***ed.
Oh!
One more Q, One more Q Knocking Ashe right up, The Tower hits, he gives no s**ts As he blows this scrub right up.
Hey!
One more Q, One more Q This time it's GG. Flaming 'cross the entire team; And wind man says "EZ".
