Wind Man

nami tf·9/10/2016, 7:14:01 PM·21 votes·1,054 views

(sung to Jingle Bells)

Dashing through the creeps, Slowly toward the Ryze. This wind man's going deep, To give a big surprise. Ryze is panicking, He's no idea what to do, So for dear life he starts running But he knows he's getting screwed.

One more Q, One more Q Knocking Ryze right up, The Tower hits, he gives no s**ts As he blows this scrub right up.

Hey!

One more Q, One more Q Knocking Ryze right up, The Tower hits, he gives no s**ts
As he blows this scrub right up.

Wandering through the fog, Really wants that Ashe. No TP on toplane's dog, And botlane with no flash. Their jungler sees him come But knows they're out of luck As the wind man trundles through the tri The botlane's getting f***ed.

Oh!

One more Q, One more Q Knocking Ashe right up, The Tower hits, he gives no s**ts As he blows this scrub right up.

Hey!

One more Q, One more Q This time it's GG. Flaming 'cross the entire team; And wind man says "EZ".

13 Comments

I hate my ADC9/10/2016, 7:33:03 PM12 votes

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Drugoth9/10/2016, 11:13:12 PM1 votes

I'm sorry but I just can't get it to work for me in some lines there is too many syllables and in others too few. Just ruins the whole thing for me :(

Drugoth9/10/2016, 11:44:07 PM1 votes

{quoted}

(sung to Jingle Bells)

Dashing through the creeps, Slowly toward the Ryze. This wind man's going deep, To give a big surprise. Ryze is panicking, He's no idea what to do, So for dear life he starts running But he knows he's getting screwed.

One more Q, One more Q Knocking Ryze right up, Eating tower hits but gives no s**ts As he blows Ryze right up.

Hey!

One more Q, One more Q Knocking Ryze right up, Eating tower hits but gives no s**ts As he blows Ryze right up.

Wandering through the fog, Really wants that Ashe. No TP on toplane's dog, And botlane with no flash. Their jungler sees him come But knows they're out of luck As the wind man trundles through the tri The botlane's getting f***ed.

Oh!

One more Q, One more Q Knocking Ashe right up, Eating tower hits but gives no s**ts As he blows her right up.

Hey!

One more Q, One more Q This time it's GG. Flaming 'cross the entire team; And wind man says "EZ".

I've made the parts that trip up the flow of the song in bold. Try singing them out loud to yourself at the pace of Jingle Bells and you'll understand what I mean.

Edit: Never mind apparently they're italics for some reason >. >

Ireliavence9/11/2016, 2:12:39 AM1 votes

change part of the chorus, to " the tower hits, we give no shits" so it flows better.

as it stands there are too many syllables, and your forcing yourself to make it fit, when you shouldn't have to force a song to be good

Project omen9/11/2016, 12:47:49 PM1 votes

{quoted}

One more Q, One more Q Knocking Ryze right up, The Tower hits, he gives no s**ts As he blows this scrub right up.

Works better. Other than that, it's amazing! Good job! :D

ShovelShepherd9/11/2016, 10:19:00 PM1 votes

[zombie-brand-clap] No CRITicism from me.