When someone asks you how to play your main

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I don't share secrets ;)

put 4 fingers on your skills and jam your fingers into the keyboard randomly until you win lane

Timing is key, get CDR runes, don't run DEATHFIRE TOUCH, and press E

You know those cat videos where they walk on the keyboard? Do that with except your face.

I don't know man I just heal people

stack that q SOLDIER dony miss your fing skillshot more ap, and land a gold card q combo with the right runes. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/da/31/29/da3129558063a66ad8a7b73f9b55350c.jpg

lvl 1-3 don't die

lvl 4 all in as hard as you can

well first you go become a heretic. Then it gets really easy from there.

You want to know how to play my main?

You might as well go back to the tutorial if you can't figure out Garen

Nobody ever asks how to play my main

If someone asks me how to play or I'd be like "Whaaaaat?!?!" with my eyes all sparkly.