Leveling An Account In League of Legends

"Talon, I hereby sentence you to life in prison or - "

The judge cuts off, leaning down from his booth, sneering evilly at Talon.

Whispering, he lets loose the worst possible sentence in human history, the sort of sentence that triggered the deaths of thousands of people, something so horrible that just gazing at the individual words would make even the strongest man throw up, something so mind-numbingly painful and boring that people would cut off their own arms just so that the sentence was no longer possible.

"Leveling a League of Legends account to level 30."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Talon screamed.

"It seems the decision is made," said the judge.

Talon was wheeled away in shackles by policemen. The entire court let out a cheerful sigh. Never in this courtroom had they hoped to see someone being forced to level a League of Legends account. It was a truly grim spectacle watching their will slowly be broken by the terrible pool of champions given at the start of the game, the lack of free champion rotation from level 1, and watching the players dawning dread as they realised they automatically lost every lane matchup without runes or masteries.

It was a true punishment.