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Patch notes 7.14 - what they really mean :3

CrazFight ··111 votes·5,073 views

Its time for another patch notes rundown! Hoooooray ! Kayn - There is a new champ out! He isn't quite anime level compared to yasuo but he is pretty edgy, now technically he has two forms , but in reality only the red form is good (and looks cooler lets be real) , so ye he doesn't really have two forms... ^_^ Alistar - we increased his dmg reduction by 5% on his ult... not gonna affect him but now to the people complaining about him needing a buff we can say MOOOO we buffed him shh Caitlyn - https://i.gyazo.com/c61f20e4f530d39cfb1bc23acbb01c10.png Chogath - We are finally giving cho a e ability (O he had one before? never noticed), but we are also giving him less of a reason to level up his q by reducing its dmg.. but he has a cool e ability now so ye Diana - We still aren't gonna label her as a assassin... so we are calling her a basic attack / spell caster for now.. , but let me let you guys in a little secret... we actually want her to be a ad bruiser ... we pumped her up with so much free attack speed, go trinty - borkt top lane gg . ;) Fiora - ... another perfect time for... https://i.imgflip.com/1sh2pi.jpg Garen - Low elo we buffed a champ for you, he is still a much worse daruis but remember guys he is easier to play! Ivern - Lower brush range, will still be strong, will continue nerfing every patch https://media.giphy.com/media/l0MYMuLtjkn18FLLa/giphy.gif Rammus - We are removing the self stun on .. (Mb "slow") .. on his w, will still be kinda annoying but will feel better to play. http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/072/561/a7c.png Singed - Riot team: Lol guys, i have a idea on how to stop all these threads complaining about random crap like morde bugs, lets make a civil war happen in the boards about singed , lets make him kinda op, but not to op, but seems op, but not really. And then we will hotfix him , hopefully by then the boards are filled with singed complainers instead of "WE WANT URF" Complainers. Taric - More mana....

http://orig05.deviantart.net/ef09/f/2013/005/3/9/lol_pink_taric__he_man_version__by_redcoke-d5qhgse.jpg Yorick - To make sure we don't fall back into the "Forgotten yorick meme" we are changing some stuff up (Or we could give him skin..... na), we are making his mistwalkers more reliable and less clunky, also his queen slave(Honestly is anyone paying her for her dutiesD:) has more HP. item 3075 - Lol guys I have a idea on how to stop all these threads compla---- meddler if this is going the same route as singed.... then yes you are a god damn genius. item 3143 - Fixed build path to be less dumb. Lethality items are some what balanced now We are making it so u can smite medium krugs, that way u can accidentally smite the medium one instead of the big one LOL

Lastly.... **Acension and Poro king aren't the next game modes, IKR, its the thresh one ! So stop complaining... ... no really pls your threads are getting scary **

[slayer-jinx-catface]

PSA: Apparently some people take this seriously and decide to add me on league telling me how dumb i am and that my patch notes are the worst thing they have ever seen and I should just kms.

  • I just want to say to the person that will be un named - you are right my patch notes are trash , and i died inside a long time ago :^)

55 Comments

Glory ln Death53 votes

Ah, yes. Cho's Q is getting a "damage nerf". AKA, -5 damage only at rank 5, since it increased by 45 at every rank except for at rank 5, where it decided it would randomly increase by 50. Yeah, no reason to max Q now.

Big Lincoln47 votes

cho gutted please add 200% ap scaling to Q

Glory ln Death23 votes

No, no, no. Reduce ult cooldown by 50% on kills and give it a 50% total health ratio.

Cedsi5612 votes

Why not both ?

Bob the Toastr5 votes

And give his ult the 200% ap scaling instead of his Q

Big Lincoln1 votes

and change his feast stacks to give ap instead of health

l Helios l1 votes

I fucking died

Big Lincoln1 votes

reported for feeding

DeusVult4 votes

Memes aside, did anyone ever max q on cho?? W is a better and more consistent ability, and costs less.

I Main Swain1 votes

if youre really badly zoned its good for farming, but yeah its a very unreliable ability

Sraeg20131 votes

You answered your question.

aspects11 votes

i did :D on aram XD

Tails90161 votes

I would always max q since People always run from a Cho'gath that will probably one combo them with his ult, since it gave more damage and has more range than his scream, which I would sometimes max last.

Saewin1 votes

Is that really what happened? I'm a Cho main (we exist) and I read that and got worried lol

Glory ln Death2 votes

Yeah. It was a tiny nerf to fix a weird inconsistency.

japhib2 votes

... while at the same time reducing its mana cost by 30

oneshot j4 mid1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Glory ln Death,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=EgggEQH7,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2017-07-14T04:22:15.750+0000)

Ah, yes. Cho's Q is getting a "damage nerf". AKA, -5 damage only at rank 5, since it increased by 45 at every rank except for at rank 5, where it decided it would randomly increase by 50. Yeah, no reason to max Q now.

Don't worry my friend, he's receiving an excellent buff next patch! Read about it here https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/memes/eJWQ8aIw-when-the-patch-notes-come-out

Report Evelynn18 votes

https://image.prntscr.com/image/qdn851XKQBCPiiKjQ_UWCg.png MEME? :(

Jobriq7 votes

Did you even look at the notes? They literally only reduced Chogath 's Q damage by 5 at rank 5. The Lethality scaling change was weird, since the whole reason they made it scale with enemy level was to be less snowbally. Scaling with self level should be more snowbally :/

CrazFight 13 votes

Mate, its under memes and games for a reason.

The 2nd Horseman1 votes

Could've said "Oh no the q max o my aoe 100% ap scaling ability is down 5 dmg at rank 5, damn tots trashou" Or something else reeking of sarcasm. But I got a chuckle so ya did well, especially on the kayne one since we all no red ftw

Mordepool6 votes

10/10 would window dive again

Ivern and Irelia3 votes

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Ivern - Lower brush range,~~ will still be strong~~, will continue nerfing every patch https://media.giphy.com/media/l0MYMuLtjkn18FLLa/giphy.gif

I cri everytime i see his name in the patch notes

Lauchmelder4 votes

To be fair 1600 range was stupid to begin with.

ChaosThief1 votes

"Lemme just put a bush on the other side of the lane so you walk towards me"

Dr Poro2 votes

Due to unexpected issues, Dark Star: Singularity won't be ready for this weekend, so we replaced it with Ascension.

INB4 this actually happens.

Bob the Toastr1 votes

Same for next weekend but Poro King instead.

3TWarrior1 votes

"help, help! Poro king is gone!" said no one ever except AFTER THE REAL EVENTS!

SanKakU2 votes

People arent going to accidentally smite the medium Krug, and Thornmail changes aren't a gimmick at all. But yeah, the Caitlyn meme was nice.

Torterra622 votes

this was really funny and well done . upvote for you good sir

zeskgames2 votes

Random Yorick player passing through, on the subject of the maiden, if anything Yorick is the slave in the relationship. Maiden uses Yorick's body as a host, giving him access to all that spooky mist power, at the cost of being constantly tormented by her presence. She'll occasionally leave Yorick's cloak, revealing her true form, most of the time she's just piggy backing on Yorick. Okay, I'm done Yorick player AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052011/1306866467_jumping_out_the_window.gif

CrazFight 2 votes

Dang, woman ---- nvm this joke would get me in trouble. Xd

Nøstalgia2 votes

Hahahah the Fiora and Cait ones are so accurate,good post mah dude

Ap Mid Burst2 votes

[{quoted}] Singed - Riot team: Lol guys, i have a idea on how to stop all these threads complaining about random crap like morde bugs, lets make a civil war happen in the boards about singed , lets make him kinda op, but not to op, but seems op, but not really. And then we will hotfix him , hopefully by then the boards are filled with singed complainers instead of "WE WANT URF" Complainers.

I loled so hard here if riot can't beat the community then they make it fight itself

Sp33d Zer01 votes

I liked the post, but I feel like you needed a wink about the lethality items being balanced.

CrazFight 2 votes

Mhm maybe, I think they are the balanced they have ever been. We will see with in next few days.

I Just Suck TBH1 votes

[{quoted}](name=TSM CrazFight ,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=EgggEQH7,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2017-07-14T04:18:33.337+0000)

Mhm maybe, I think they are the balanced they have ever been. We will see with in next few days.

I think Jhin with lethality will prevent them from every truly being balanced

Evil Yasuo1 votes

Don't forget how underwhelming lethality is now. We have an armor item that can stop attack speed, healing and return damage that also gives you health but god forbid you give lethality any reasonable damage.

figold6662 votes

XD lethality is good when made full lethality. Just play Urgot full lethality with black cleaver and SHRED and PENETRATE your opponents

Ragnarok Alpha1 votes

I know right... Just go full lethality with lethality runes and Precision mastery with Last Whisper and the Black Cleaver and press E and then after hitting 2/3 times Q. Yes... art.[zombie-brand-mindblown] Blast them away!

Evil Yasuo1 votes

urgot. No thanks.

Danjeng1 votes

Cho's damage was reduced by 5 damage at level 5, and that's only because he used to gain 55 from ranks 1 to 4 and 60 from rank 4 to rank 5. Now it's consistent and gains 55 every level. Its mana cost is cut down significantly, so you'd feel better about maxing it.

Tails90161 votes

Lethality items are some what balanced now

Are you sure about tha-

Sees that it's posted in memes and games

gottrjr1 votes

Great post. FFS do something about Caits obnoxious traps.

Cowseed1 votes

Wait, the ms nerfs on fiora were decent I would say. Why the heck is everyone bandwagoning on her cripple?

GGLineaR1 votes

Thanks, this made my day.

Then I read the patchnotes and read that Singed won't be getting a VGU anytime soon. Now I'm sad.

ZaneShadow1 votes

sorry about idiots being trash to you. Love the post. still dreaming of Cait at least plasing one less trap.

HeroineSam1 votes

You know what they say

DEATH TO THE WATCHERS

GabeTheBeast1 votes

Lmfao u made my day

Vectros1 votes

I think you're underestimating that 5% on Alistar. Every 1% is stronger than the last.

To make it more clear, let's say I'm receiving an attack that does 100 damage, and I have 100 HP. 1 hit ko, right?

From 1% to 50%, there won't be any difference on this attack; it will kill me in two hits regardless. From 51-66%, 3 hits. So on so forth.

You're usually not taking a hit which does 100% of your health (I hope). That 5% is the same as gaining about 17% damage reduction, if you didn't have any before-at level 16. Not quite as good at the lower ranks, but 75% is actually a good boost from 70%.

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