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Patch notes 7.14 - what they really mean :3

CrazFight ·7/14/2017, 3:19:59 AM·111 votes·5,073 views

Its time for another patch notes rundown! Hoooooray ! Kayn - There is a new champ out! He isn't quite anime level compared to yasuo but he is pretty edgy, now technically he has two forms , but in reality only the red form is good (and looks cooler lets be real) , so ye he doesn't really have two forms... ^_^ Alistar - we increased his dmg reduction by 5% on his ult... not gonna affect him but now to the people complaining about him needing a buff we can say MOOOO we buffed him shh Caitlyn - https://i.gyazo.com/c61f20e4f530d39cfb1bc23acbb01c10.png Chogath - We are finally giving cho a e ability (O he had one before? never noticed), but we are also giving him less of a reason to level up his q by reducing its dmg.. but he has a cool e ability now so ye Diana - We still aren't gonna label her as a assassin... so we are calling her a basic attack / spell caster for now.. , but let me let you guys in a little secret... we actually want her to be a ad bruiser ... we pumped her up with so much free attack speed, go trinty - borkt top lane gg . ;) Fiora - ... another perfect time for... https://i.imgflip.com/1sh2pi.jpg Garen - Low elo we buffed a champ for you, he is still a much worse daruis but remember guys he is easier to play! Ivern - Lower brush range, will still be strong, will continue nerfing every patch https://media.giphy.com/media/l0MYMuLtjkn18FLLa/giphy.gif Rammus - We are removing the self stun on .. (Mb "slow") .. on his w, will still be kinda annoying but will feel better to play. http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/072/561/a7c.png Singed - Riot team: Lol guys, i have a idea on how to stop all these threads complaining about random crap like morde bugs, lets make a civil war happen in the boards about singed , lets make him kinda op, but not to op, but seems op, but not really. And then we will hotfix him , hopefully by then the boards are filled with singed complainers instead of "WE WANT URF" Complainers. Taric - More mana....

http://orig05.deviantart.net/ef09/f/2013/005/3/9/lol_pink_taric__he_man_version__by_redcoke-d5qhgse.jpg Yorick - To make sure we don't fall back into the "Forgotten yorick meme" we are changing some stuff up (Or we could give him skin..... na), we are making his mistwalkers more reliable and less clunky, also his queen slave(Honestly is anyone paying her for her dutiesD:) has more HP. item 3075 - Lol guys I have a idea on how to stop all these threads compla---- meddler if this is going the same route as singed.... then yes you are a god damn genius. item 3143 - Fixed build path to be less dumb. Lethality items are some what balanced now We are making it so u can smite medium krugs, that way u can accidentally smite the medium one instead of the big one LOL

Lastly.... **Acension and Poro king aren't the next game modes, IKR, its the thresh one ! So stop complaining... ... no really pls your threads are getting scary **

[slayer-jinx-catface]

PSA: Apparently some people take this seriously and decide to add me on league telling me how dumb i am and that my patch notes are the worst thing they have ever seen and I should just kms.

  • I just want to say to the person that will be un named - you are right my patch notes are trash , and i died inside a long time ago :^)

55 Comments

Glory ln Death7/14/2017, 4:22:15 AM53 votes

Ah, yes. Cho's Q is getting a "damage nerf". AKA, -5 damage only at rank 5, since it increased by 45 at every rank except for at rank 5, where it decided it would randomly increase by 50. Yeah, no reason to max Q now.

Report Evelynn7/14/2017, 12:55:37 PM18 votes

https://image.prntscr.com/image/qdn851XKQBCPiiKjQ_UWCg.png MEME? :(

Jobriq7/14/2017, 12:49:17 PM7 votes

Did you even look at the notes? They literally only reduced Chogath 's Q damage by 5 at rank 5. The Lethality scaling change was weird, since the whole reason they made it scale with enemy level was to be less snowbally. Scaling with self level should be more snowbally :/

Mordepool7/14/2017, 3:45:28 AM6 votes

10/10 would window dive again

Ivern and Irelia7/14/2017, 7:14:37 AM3 votes

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Ivern - Lower brush range,~~ will still be strong~~, will continue nerfing every patch https://media.giphy.com/media/l0MYMuLtjkn18FLLa/giphy.gif

I cri everytime i see his name in the patch notes

Dr Poro7/14/2017, 10:32:50 AM2 votes

Due to unexpected issues, Dark Star: Singularity won't be ready for this weekend, so we replaced it with Ascension.

INB4 this actually happens.

Nøstalgia7/14/2017, 10:08:25 PM2 votes

Hahahah the Fiora and Cait ones are so accurate,good post mah dude

Ap Mid Burst7/14/2017, 10:30:39 PM2 votes

[{quoted}] Singed - Riot team: Lol guys, i have a idea on how to stop all these threads complaining about random crap like morde bugs, lets make a civil war happen in the boards about singed , lets make him kinda op, but not to op, but seems op, but not really. And then we will hotfix him , hopefully by then the boards are filled with singed complainers instead of "WE WANT URF" Complainers.

I loled so hard here if riot can't beat the community then they make it fight itself

Torterra627/14/2017, 4:39:28 PM2 votes

this was really funny and well done . upvote for you good sir

zeskgames7/14/2017, 9:41:14 PM2 votes

Random Yorick player passing through, on the subject of the maiden, if anything Yorick is the slave in the relationship. Maiden uses Yorick's body as a host, giving him access to all that spooky mist power, at the cost of being constantly tormented by her presence. She'll occasionally leave Yorick's cloak, revealing her true form, most of the time she's just piggy backing on Yorick. Okay, I'm done Yorick player AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052011/1306866467_jumping_out_the_window.gif

SanKakU7/14/2017, 1:32:22 PM2 votes

People arent going to accidentally smite the medium Krug, and Thornmail changes aren't a gimmick at all. But yeah, the Caitlyn meme was nice.

Vectros7/15/2017, 7:08:00 PM1 votes

I think you're underestimating that 5% on Alistar. Every 1% is stronger than the last.

To make it more clear, let's say I'm receiving an attack that does 100 damage, and I have 100 HP. 1 hit ko, right?

From 1% to 50%, there won't be any difference on this attack; it will kill me in two hits regardless. From 51-66%, 3 hits. So on so forth.

You're usually not taking a hit which does 100% of your health (I hope). That 5% is the same as gaining about 17% damage reduction, if you didn't have any before-at level 16. Not quite as good at the lower ranks, but 75% is actually a good boost from 70%.

Sp33d Zer07/14/2017, 3:48:13 AM1 votes

I liked the post, but I feel like you needed a wink about the lethality items being balanced.

Evil Yasuo7/14/2017, 4:37:09 AM1 votes

Don't forget how underwhelming lethality is now. We have an armor item that can stop attack speed, healing and return damage that also gives you health but god forbid you give lethality any reasonable damage.

Danjeng7/14/2017, 6:22:05 PM1 votes

Cho's damage was reduced by 5 damage at level 5, and that's only because he used to gain 55 from ranks 1 to 4 and 60 from rank 4 to rank 5. Now it's consistent and gains 55 every level. Its mana cost is cut down significantly, so you'd feel better about maxing it.

Tails90167/14/2017, 9:12:26 PM1 votes

Lethality items are some what balanced now

Are you sure about tha-

Sees that it's posted in memes and games

gottrjr7/14/2017, 10:18:54 PM1 votes

Great post. FFS do something about Caits obnoxious traps.

Cowseed7/14/2017, 10:49:20 PM1 votes

Wait, the ms nerfs on fiora were decent I would say. Why the heck is everyone bandwagoning on her cripple?

GGLineaR7/14/2017, 11:36:04 PM1 votes

Thanks, this made my day.

Then I read the patchnotes and read that Singed won't be getting a VGU anytime soon. Now I'm sad.

ZaneShadow7/15/2017, 12:21:02 AM1 votes

sorry about idiots being trash to you. Love the post. still dreaming of Cait at least plasing one less trap.

HeroineSam7/15/2017, 12:38:13 AM1 votes

You know what they say

DEATH TO THE WATCHERS

GabeTheBeast7/15/2017, 12:44:21 AM1 votes

Lmfao u made my day