Your favorite champion catches an illness...
What are his/hers symptoms?
Example: 
Almost never feeling the need to eat, and is unaware that he is starving.
27 Comments
MacDeath6 votes
AIDS
MF is my Waifu1 votes[{quoted}](name=Mr MacDeath,realm=EUW,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=EWjVVTEz,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2015-12-12T12:44:51.485+0000)
10/10
cuddlykitten41 votes[{quoted}](name=Mr MacDeath,realm=EUW,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=EWjVVTEz,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2015-12-12T12:44:51.485+0000)
Got AIDS from draining Ahri
Malicious Metal4 votes
Sickness sustains him...
Hue hue hue
Stars Shaper3 votesDoes god complex count?
Ryùuzaki3 votes
turned out she's stright
HayRoss3 votes
Scurvy, mostly due to the fact that he forgot that he doesn't have unlimited oranges
Contracted severe nobodyitis for a few months because somebody didn't recognize him
Moss
Sun spots
An empty mug. Terrible disease with the only known cure of refilling the mug
Stiv12343 votes
Lung cancer
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.
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jk, no cigar for him
cuddlykitten43 votes
He's not really sick. People are just bugging him.
Tankkmain1 votes...
Shadow9582 votes
People are not afraid of him anymore
magic pole2 votes
mad man-bear disease
begins slaughtering wildlife throughout the forest. the E sound effect is incessant
(although i guess this is what he typically does XD but i gather from his theme and lore he is a steward of the forest and all its life)
Svolski2 votesAlistar, mad cow disease
Bottom Laner2 votes
she pressed w
MF is my Waifu1 votes
She catches a cold. I take care of her, bring her medicine, breakfast in bed, and, and...
Unward491 votes
Catches a cold
Demaci- Demaci- ah- ah AHH CHOOO!....
RastaBrotha1 votes
Homesick
summonermhrysos1 votes
:I'm not feelin like taking the ol' good R.O.L.F. copter for a ride today...I'm feelin like stayin in bed...
Me:HANG IN THERE LITTLE BUDDY!THE AMBULANCE IS COMING TO PICK YOU RIGHT UP!
Blue Moon Wolf1 votes
his symptoms keep disappearing and reappearing... yea that's the best I got .__.
Excitidly Insane1 votes
Selenophobia.
PDE5 Inhibitors1 votes Photosensitivity
Flaccid paralysis
Diarrhea
Weight gain
Flatulence
Schizophrenia
Slurred speech
Depression
Fever
Bleeding disorders
Hyperkalemia
Vomiting
Loss of vision
Chills
Nightmares
Gynecomastia
Lol, pharmacy phun xD
cuddlykitten41 votes
Dwarfism :D :D :D :D :D
cuddlykitten41 votes Finally getting that rework they've been threatening :O
Bârd1 votes
his LSD isn't working
warpenguin5551 votes
cancer
wait never mind that's what she gives me
my real one:
has depression
Tankkmain1 votesVayne
gives you cancer?
warpenguin5551 votesVayne
i would love that, but i dont play adc.
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