Your favorite champion catches an illness...
What are his/hers symptoms?
Example:
Almost never feeling the need to eat, and is unaware that he is starving.
What are his/hers symptoms?
Example:
Almost never feeling the need to eat, and is unaware that he is starving.
AIDS
Sickness sustains him...
Hue hue hue
Scurvy, mostly due to the fact that he forgot that he doesn't have unlimited oranges
Contracted severe nobodyitis for a few months because somebody didn't recognize him
Moss
Sun spots
An empty mug. Terrible disease with the only known cure of refilling the mug
turned out she's stright
He's not really sick. People are just bugging him.
Does god complex count?

Lung cancer
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jk, no cigar for him
she pressed w
Alistar, mad cow disease
mad man-bear disease
begins slaughtering wildlife throughout the forest. the E sound effect is incessant
(although i guess this is what he typically does XD but i gather from his theme and lore he is a steward of the forest and all its life)

People are not afraid of him anymore
cancer
wait never mind that's what she gives me
my real one:
has depression

She catches a cold. I take care of her, bring her medicine, breakfast in bed, and, and...
Catches a cold
Demaci- Demaci- ah- ah AHH CHOOO!....
Homesick
:I'm not feelin like taking the ol' good R.O.L.F. copter for a ride today...I'm feelin like stayin in bed...
Me:HANG IN THERE LITTLE BUDDY!THE AMBULANCE IS COMING TO PICK YOU RIGHT UP!
his symptoms keep disappearing and reappearing... yea that's the best I got .__.
Selenophobia.
Photosensitivity
Flaccid paralysis
Diarrhea
Weight gain
Flatulence
Schizophrenia
Slurred speech
Depression
Fever
Bleeding disorders
Hyperkalemia
Vomiting
Loss of vision
Chills
Nightmares
Gynecomastia
Lol, pharmacy phun xD
Dwarfism :D :D :D :D :D
Finally getting that rework they've been threatening :O
his LSD isn't working