You wake up with your favorite champion's passive

I imagine myself 80 years old on my sick and dying in my bed with my family around me, in my last moment i look to my son and tell him i love him, i take my last breath then ...... UUAAAAAHHGGGAAHAHA I JUMP OUT OF BED AND START FUCKIN SHIT UP Family: OMG ruuuun .. save the children!! ME; DIIIIIEEEEE UAAHHHAHAHAHAHA

I can describe the rest of my life in 3 words:

Girls change room

I guess the shield is good. Not sure about Crits though.

Pokes friend in the belly. They start bleeding profusely.

Perfect! Now when somebody murders me I'll turn into an egg! That'll teach 'em.

I move quickly after committing/assisting a homicide. Well. I guess I could go into a life of hit and run robberies?

I become so good at trading that I become a millionaire.

See what I did there?

my armor and magic resist is higher for every near by enemy, so drop me into the middle of a war zone and I will be invincible >:D dramatic reenactment of the battle: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qxWIpW3CJ2Y/UB7glAJycWI/AAAAAAAACKM/25id_pZ3Ik4/s1600/call-of-duty.gif

It was a disappointing night

Free random amounts of money XD

My milkshake bring all the boy to the yard, they run 8% faster toward me.

My "cooldowns" are reduced by 15 seconds after committing/assisting in murder...

I hit harder for any amount of armor I'm wearing.

Time to become Alphonse Elric.

Well I don't have any super powers, so this is absolutely worthless.

"Can you go wake up your brother?" As long as he keeps that potted plant on his desk, you're damned right I can.

If I hit someone, the first time I do it hurts a lot and they can't move for a few seconds. Time to become a boxer

would just be useless as anything but a scholar. WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE FUCKING WOOOOOO

Not fighting? Engage Wolverine mode... For my next act i'm going to jump off of the eiffel tower without a parachute, and when the paramedics come to help i'll tell them "not even close baby".

Hell why stop there? after a while i can heal while fighting wild animals(jungle creeps)... move over bear grylls.

Whenever I feel tired I should go punch something twice.

I heal when i attack people then borrow underground People move faster when i pour water on them. thx rito

I take less damage from punches and can move through people :D

"Hulk joke"

When I hit people, parts of me fall off and I can pick them up to heal. If I die I just explode into 4 chunks and then slowly crawl back together.

I am some freaky stuff.

My pretty butterfly friend helps me when I attack people!

I! AM! IMMORTAL!

The more levels (Age i supose), the farther i shoot and throw grenades?

I'm gonna be a 59 Army veteran who can shot farther then the enemy vision.

Time to hunt little girls...if you know what I mean

The more tired I get the faster I wake up maybe? Hell I never have to sleep again!

Every 9 seconds, I can hit you with a sword REALLY HARD

When I punch people, I drain their life into a shield. That sounds useful...

I go on a lifelong journey collecting chimes across the world, accompanied by my faithful meeps. I can walk through people...

When I beat you up my attack is stronger if I beat you up really good Cut my self to fill my blood well. Never die again. I Get a pet voidlin- oh I don't have magical powers.

i become the worst friend in the world.

for the low price of 1000 gold per upgrade, I can augment myself. Robot parts here I come!

I don't even know what to make of this...

: So everytime I kill an animal, creature, or person, I gain more lifeforce, and magical power? Neat. Time to go stomp on ants and live forever. After all, the skill doesn't say you have to kill something big for it to work :D

I can now see when people have about 40% of their life remaining. When they are there, giant arrows appear at my feet and I run faster towards them. They also have a giant glowy sun thing above them.

Eh, I don't like running. Soraka you suck, get a better passive.

People adore me when I kill things! It's the League of DRAAAVVEENN!

I'm invisable all the time -shrug-