Your favorite champion is suddenly standing beside you.
What do they say?
"Is that some fish? TRAITOR!!!!!"
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I'm standing? I'm standing! I'M STANDING HOW AM I STANDING?! 
Come young one, we have much work to do.
"Who the hell are you, where the hell am I, and- Ooh, is that chili?"
Oh hey it's my mom and she is going to dunk my PC.
: APAGA LA COMPUTADORA! ults PC
(Translates to: TURN OFF THE COMPUTER!)
True story....My mom is actually standing next to me and I swear she looks like Darius when she is mad. So when I saw this thread I just had to. (And yes my mom has actually snapped like that and smashed my laptop in half with one fist.)
I don't have a favorite champion but,
If 
was next to me....
He would say, "You smell AWFUL! What scent do you use? I NEED IT FOR MY COLLECTION!"
I need to shower...
looks around confused
"I think ya misclicked with teleport bud."
....Well. This might be a bit of a one-sided conversation.
"howdy darlin'"
Me: -swoon-
Ok
Broken any promises lately
Mundo! 
: Come play with me!
Me: http://www.h3dwallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Grumpy_cat_quotes_no-5.jpg
"When is the full moon on this planet?"
Me: Um...looks up a calendar and tells her
"Knock knock."
Me: Oh good lord...
but srsly, we'd probably start trading horribly corny jokes while watching the full moon.
cure 
s space aids casts wish there
"Do you praise the moon"
"Can I have cool powers?"
"Sure"
"Yep."
Not my favorite, but I'd assume Viktor would be pretty chill.
And try to evolve me.
IT SHALL BE GLORIOUS.
"Anyone for a spot of tea?"(at least I really hope that's what he says 'cause otherwise I'm getting eaten...)
I probably wouldn't even notice...
Embrace the Shadows. Or Die in Darkness...
"Can I have a puff of that green plant?" 
After puff
"I don't feel so...enraged anymore."
"..."
"ummm could you show me how to use those box things? please dont kill me"
Just don't give me poison Ivy and we're good.
Who? 
? Yeah, he's actually piloting the helicopter. I'm just a co-pilot.
hahaha. hahaha. hahahahahaha.
Come, You will wield true POWER!!
Me: OK BUD
You have earned a good death. I've earned the kill!
Is that me on the screen? referring to my second screen which only has the desktop image on it
Me: turns confused for a second then is immobilised by love!
- "How about a drink?"
Im Ok
"..."
"...Hey! Uh...welcome to the pool."
"..."
"...Wanna go for a swim?"
"Ok"
Me: Hi there....
: YOUR UNDER ARREST! punches me many many times
Me: why?
: How should i know? i just like punching.
i pet him. i hope he is cuddly...
grabs blow dryer and points it in my face FACE THE WIND
me: What the fuck... ok... ok... dont sneeze... please dont sneeze...
Where do you keep your chili
just
: "(Roars Deeply Into My Ears)
Me: "Shush, dude. Parents are asleep.
"Oh, sorry."