The Unofficial Cancer Tier List

Cabruh··26 votes·4,176 views

Hey guys! It's me, a trash elo gold 2 player here for you, perfectly qualified to give you this very list! This is based on how much every champion in the game can cause the other player to tilt, how broken they might be, or just how much of a nuisance they can be in game.

Here we go!

God Satan Tier (the absolute epitome of everything tiltworthy) Top: Yasuo, Teemo, Singed, Tryndamere, Pantheon Jungle: Ivern, Shaco, Tryndamere, LeeSin Mid: Yasuo, Annie, Fizz, Kayle Adc: Caitlyn, Vayne Support: Lulu, Morgana, Malzahar

Tier 1: Terminal Brain Cancer Tier (sh*t that pisses me off just by looking at it in game) Top: Camille, Jayce, Kled, Kayle, Riven, Soraka, MonkeyKing, Quinn, Darius, Jax Jungle: Udyr, Rengar, MasterYi Mid: Ahri, Leblanc, Lux, Teemo, Zed, Morgana, Ekko Adc: Twitch, Lucian Support: Blitzcrank, Annie, Brand, Soraka, Sona, Veigar

Tier 2: Not Terminal Cancer but you can go through remission if you are lucky Tier (you can deal with it if you try... sometimes) Top: Akali, Fiora, Illaoi, Vladimir, Trundle, Poppy, Nautilus, Gangplank, Galio, Gnar Jungle: Zac, MonkeyKing, Volibear, Warwick, Amumu, JarvanIV, Evelynn Mid: AurelionSol, Heimerdinger, Syndra, TwistedFate, Veigar, Vladimir, Swain Adc: MissFortune, Kalista, Jinx Support: Karma, Janna, Bard, Zilean

Tier 3: Somewhat Radioactive (Can cause cancer, only if they get too strong) Top: Urgot, Maokai, Nasus, Mordekaiser, Renekton, Irelia, JarvanIV, DrMundo, Chogath, Aatrox
Jungle: Sejuani, Diana, Gragas, Nidalee, Vi, XinZhao, RekSai Mid: Katarina, Ezreal, Azir, Orianna, Viktor, Ziggs, Kassadin, Galio Adc: Corki, Jhin, KogMaw Support: Galio, Taric, Zyra

Tier 4: Balanced (you can lane against them... miraculously) Everyone else

EXPLANATION OF CHAMPS: Camille - even though she has been facing nerf after nerf, riot still can't seem to face the fact that she will always be a b*tch to lane against Singed - literal middle finger running around the map Tryndamere - ^ and on top of that he kills you under tower in 2 hits Annie Brand Malzahar Veigar - "supports" that either have lost their jobs in the mid lane or decided that they needed to share the cancer around the map Kayle - total bitch to try and kill in the mid lane since half the time you are focused on burst, which she counters with one button. If she isnt saving herself, shes saving someone else. And that pisses you off. Leblanc Zed - OOO Im over here! Nope, over there! OOOOOOO IM SO FLASHHHYYYYYYYYY Ekko - Uncatchable lil' shit does nothing but run. and when you cant kill him he just presses r and o look you still cant catch him. Azir Aatrox Urgot - Were shit so if you lose to us u must really suck haha

54 Comments

MysterQ12 votes

Ekko not god tier, list is inaccurate.

Cabruh4 votes

ur right, sorry. I should know since i main him.

HeimerLmao2 votes

Add Heimer top to tier one, it's like Illa with range, and he can just Zhonya while his turrets get him a double. I was a Heimer main during S6, now it's not as great, but still cancerous AF.

ShovelShepherd4 votes

Heimerhoids

Ruy5 votes

Just because something is meta doesn't mean it is cancer.[zombie-brand-facepalm]

Cabruh2 votes

Veigar support is meta?

Ruy3 votes

No, but most of your examples are.

Supreme Senpai694 votes

It's not cancer because it's meta. It's meta because it's cancer

BIAKaboose1 votes

It is for me, and I gotta tell you, Two button comboing carries late game as a full tank Veigar apart from RoA and Deathcap instead of boots is the stuff of legends, dropping a W on Dragon from over the wall and getting a double + Dragon steal makes all the chemo worthwhile.

Edit: I also own every Shaco skin that has ever been released though, and he's pretty cancerous top, mid, and support too.

SteelMankind5 votes

As an Ekko main, do people really consider glass-cannon AP Ekko ( item 3100 item 3089 item 3020, not item 3152 item 3047 item 3026 type builds that are sadly meta) cancerous? Yeah he does disgusting damage and has some tricks up his sleeve, but he's still subject to the normal assassin foibles AND has lower-than-average guaranteed damage, too.

Valeckserai3 votes

AP Ekko I have no problem with. Bruiser and tank Ekko were pure cancer though. He's annoying to fight (like all assassins imo) even when he goes AP, but he's not cancer.

Slimegoon1 votes

I don't find Ekko a problem at all, in fact I think he's a very good example of a rock-paper-scissor champ. Play someone he counters, get wrecked. Play someone that counters him, wreck him. I personally like playing AP Cho'gath vs Ekko, too tanky for him to kill and I can ult him from too high for him to make it worth ulting.

Mira Arya Enthe5 votes

Tank. Karma. Top.

TwinkiePro4 votes

When singed is not only Terminal cancer, but also satan simultaneously. Feels good man.

crippler383 votes

How is Teemo NOT satan tier?!

Cabruh2 votes

woops mustve deleted it on accident

Chembaron Yamada2 votes

Why is Singed top in satan tier and tier 1?????

And who is playing Rek'Sai mid? ô.o And if people do, is that really that bad?

Cabruh1 votes

its bad. trust me. ive seen it before and it aint pretty, mostly based on personal experience.

KoKoboto2 votes

I'd rather go up against Teemo than Yasuo, Lee Sin, Graves anyday :/ Teemo isn't even that bad

Cabruh1 votes

Ur right but cmon. Satan. Teemo. Its like talking about graves and a cigar seprarately.

manbearswine1 votes

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Ur right but cmon. Satan. Teemo. Its like talking about graves and a cigar seprarately.

I honestly don't get why this list is upvoted. I don't really care for trynd jungle. I really don't mind top singed. Teemo really isn't that bad(but fine, memes, whatever). Annie and kayle are far better than things like le blanc(when strong), kassadin(when played well), akali(when strong), katarina/etc, Cait is rather obnoxious, but still far less so than kallista, or lucian(if the guy is good). As far as supports go, soraka is on her own damn god tier, far worse than morg/lulu/malz, followed by kench, then things blitz/thresh/braum/bard come into play, I wouldn't even consider placing lulu/morg/malz anywhere near the top of this list.

Ugh, I just don't get the silver outlook these boards have I suppose.

Cabruh1 votes

umm... did you see the "memes and games" at the top? and im gold 2 btw.

Sexy Jack Rabbit2 votes

I feel like you've understated Kayle at the end there. That champion is the actual embodiment of Cancer. She can build ANY item in the game and do well with it. Not only is she anti-burst, she has insane DPS, AoE damage, Self Peel and Sustain. The list goes on.

Oelyk2 votes

Katarina Deserves higher up. Same for Zyra Renekton and Fiora

fine2 votes

silver/gold player making a tier list, LOL

Cabruh1 votes

t-thats a good meme ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

KayleeT1 votes

lulu needs her own tier 0

Friendly Ram1 votes

that was a fun read.

MontethePython1 votes

Wait, so veigar support is tier 1, but this bastard Zilean who never dies, perma-slows you and deals from a quarter of your health to half of it with a single bomb depending on whether it's early or late game isn't? Honestly he's the champion i hate the most in the entire game, otherwise it seems about right.

Bard R Friday1 votes

Why are some of them in multiple tiers?

Sexy Jack Rabbit1 votes

Certain champions are more annoying in certain roles. Annie support is cancer, but not as Cancer as Annie mid etc.

OHminus1 votes

Came here expecting an Urgot meme

Left disappointed.

KoggyStyle1 votes

Swain top satan teir please XD

Erractic Eick1 votes

I am curious, why is Jax so high?

DuskDaUmbreon2 votes

Stuns and leaps. Pantheon, but hybrid damage.

Erractic Eick1 votes

Fair. I main the guy, and he is a dueling nightmare. I'd recommend using any form of CC you have halfway into the fight, so his passive stacks drop off. It vastly reduces his damage output over time, and he's also a lot less powerful in team fights, so if you're having a hard time fighting him in the early game, group up earlier than usual to deny him his dueling potential. Finally, Jax has a ridiculous lategame, but all his core items are really expensive, so if you deny him much CS, you'll render him useless until 35+ minutes.

Swaid1 votes

And I own every Singed skin.

Project omen1 votes

Since when is Vladimir a nuisance? Especially in the mid lane? Are you one of those people that think Vlad "never dies"? Since when is Swain a nuisance in the mid lane? Most of the mid laners can turn it into a farm lane at worst.

PuReDominatioNn1 votes

Im happy to know somebody loves the cancer I spread around playing Veigar supp every so often

Cabruh1 votes

plz dear god no. go back to mid where you belong.

deoje2991 votes

I'm the guy playing teemo supp >:)

BoilTheOil1 votes

aatrox doesnt suck >:(

tied up lolis1 votes

Why is darius on the Cancer list? He can be kited easily.

the weeaboo3 votes

Uh no? Between his retarded pull and his retarded slow if you are anyone but Teemo or Jayce you're basically fucked.

SSJTribe1 votes

Even with Teemo, Darius' pull outranges his auto-attacks. He'll 100-0 any Teemo after 6, and 100-40 him before that. If the Darius misses his pull it's a different story, but still relies on Darius being bad.

TimX24968B1 votes

try any adc toplane.

deoje2992 votes

Quinn especially.

the weeaboo1 votes

You forgot Swain

That shit tilts me so fuckign easily.

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