The Unofficial Cancer Tier List

Cabruh·4/23/2017, 9:31:58 PM·26 votes·4,176 views

Hey guys! It's me, a trash elo gold 2 player here for you, perfectly qualified to give you this very list! This is based on how much every champion in the game can cause the other player to tilt, how broken they might be, or just how much of a nuisance they can be in game.

Here we go!

God Satan Tier (the absolute epitome of everything tiltworthy) Top: Yasuo, Teemo, Singed, Tryndamere, Pantheon Jungle: Ivern, Shaco, Tryndamere, LeeSin Mid: Yasuo, Annie, Fizz, Kayle Adc: Caitlyn, Vayne Support: Lulu, Morgana, Malzahar

Tier 1: Terminal Brain Cancer Tier (sh*t that pisses me off just by looking at it in game) Top: Camille, Jayce, Kled, Kayle, Riven, Soraka, MonkeyKing, Quinn, Darius, Jax Jungle: Udyr, Rengar, MasterYi Mid: Ahri, Leblanc, Lux, Teemo, Zed, Morgana, Ekko Adc: Twitch, Lucian Support: Blitzcrank, Annie, Brand, Soraka, Sona, Veigar

Tier 2: Not Terminal Cancer but you can go through remission if you are lucky Tier (you can deal with it if you try... sometimes) Top: Akali, Fiora, Illaoi, Vladimir, Trundle, Poppy, Nautilus, Gangplank, Galio, Gnar Jungle: Zac, MonkeyKing, Volibear, Warwick, Amumu, JarvanIV, Evelynn Mid: AurelionSol, Heimerdinger, Syndra, TwistedFate, Veigar, Vladimir, Swain Adc: MissFortune, Kalista, Jinx Support: Karma, Janna, Bard, Zilean

Tier 3: Somewhat Radioactive (Can cause cancer, only if they get too strong) Top: Urgot, Maokai, Nasus, Mordekaiser, Renekton, Irelia, JarvanIV, DrMundo, Chogath, Aatrox
Jungle: Sejuani, Diana, Gragas, Nidalee, Vi, XinZhao, RekSai Mid: Katarina, Ezreal, Azir, Orianna, Viktor, Ziggs, Kassadin, Galio Adc: Corki, Jhin, KogMaw Support: Galio, Taric, Zyra

Tier 4: Balanced (you can lane against them... miraculously) Everyone else

EXPLANATION OF CHAMPS: Camille - even though she has been facing nerf after nerf, riot still can't seem to face the fact that she will always be a b*tch to lane against Singed - literal middle finger running around the map Tryndamere - ^ and on top of that he kills you under tower in 2 hits Annie Brand Malzahar Veigar - "supports" that either have lost their jobs in the mid lane or decided that they needed to share the cancer around the map Kayle - total bitch to try and kill in the mid lane since half the time you are focused on burst, which she counters with one button. If she isnt saving herself, shes saving someone else. And that pisses you off. Leblanc Zed - OOO Im over here! Nope, over there! OOOOOOO IM SO FLASHHHYYYYYYYYY Ekko - Uncatchable lil' shit does nothing but run. and when you cant kill him he just presses r and o look you still cant catch him. Azir Aatrox Urgot - Were shit so if you lose to us u must really suck haha

54 Comments

MysterQ4/23/2017, 9:33:27 PM12 votes

Ekko not god tier, list is inaccurate.

SteelMankind4/23/2017, 11:44:28 PM5 votes

As an Ekko main, do people really consider glass-cannon AP Ekko ( item 3100 item 3089 item 3020, not item 3152 item 3047 item 3026 type builds that are sadly meta) cancerous? Yeah he does disgusting damage and has some tricks up his sleeve, but he's still subject to the normal assassin foibles AND has lower-than-average guaranteed damage, too.

Mira Arya Enthe4/24/2017, 11:55:04 AM5 votes

Tank. Karma. Top.

Ruy4/23/2017, 9:40:38 PM5 votes

Just because something is meta doesn't mean it is cancer.[zombie-brand-facepalm]

TwinkiePro4/24/2017, 4:37:43 AM4 votes

When singed is not only Terminal cancer, but also satan simultaneously. Feels good man.

crippler384/23/2017, 11:13:35 PM3 votes

How is Teemo NOT satan tier?!

fine4/24/2017, 6:19:51 PM2 votes

silver/gold player making a tier list, LOL

Chembaron Yamada4/23/2017, 11:37:20 PM2 votes

Why is Singed top in satan tier and tier 1?????

And who is playing Rek'Sai mid? ô.o And if people do, is that really that bad?

KoKoboto4/24/2017, 3:13:29 AM2 votes

I'd rather go up against Teemo than Yasuo, Lee Sin, Graves anyday :/ Teemo isn't even that bad

Sexy Jack Rabbit4/24/2017, 8:31:12 AM2 votes

I feel like you've understated Kayle at the end there. That champion is the actual embodiment of Cancer. She can build ANY item in the game and do well with it. Not only is she anti-burst, she has insane DPS, AoE damage, Self Peel and Sustain. The list goes on.

Oelyk4/24/2017, 3:47:04 PM2 votes

Katarina Deserves higher up. Same for Zyra Renekton and Fiora

KoggyStyle4/24/2017, 3:22:13 AM1 votes

Swain top satan teir please XD

Erractic Eick4/24/2017, 3:31:41 AM1 votes

I am curious, why is Jax so high?

MontethePython4/24/2017, 12:52:00 AM1 votes

Wait, so veigar support is tier 1, but this bastard Zilean who never dies, perma-slows you and deals from a quarter of your health to half of it with a single bomb depending on whether it's early or late game isn't? Honestly he's the champion i hate the most in the entire game, otherwise it seems about right.

Swaid4/24/2017, 4:53:58 AM1 votes

And I own every Singed skin.

the weeaboo4/24/2017, 5:48:26 PM1 votes

You forgot Swain

That shit tilts me so fuckign easily.

Project omen4/24/2017, 11:15:04 AM1 votes

Since when is Vladimir a nuisance? Especially in the mid lane? Are you one of those people that think Vlad "never dies"? Since when is Swain a nuisance in the mid lane? Most of the mid laners can turn it into a farm lane at worst.

Friendly Ram4/23/2017, 10:11:21 PM1 votes

that was a fun read.

PuReDominatioNn4/24/2017, 12:22:36 PM1 votes

Im happy to know somebody loves the cancer I spread around playing Veigar supp every so often

BoilTheOil4/24/2017, 3:12:06 PM1 votes

aatrox doesnt suck >:(

KayleeT4/23/2017, 10:09:28 PM1 votes

lulu needs her own tier 0

Bard R Friday4/24/2017, 2:32:47 AM1 votes

Why are some of them in multiple tiers?

tied up lolis4/24/2017, 5:28:02 PM1 votes

Why is darius on the Cancer list? He can be kited easily.

OHminus4/24/2017, 3:20:08 AM1 votes

Came here expecting an Urgot meme

Left disappointed.