CYOA A fourtunate perfourmance

for my next performance i will demonstrate how to make a monkey dance. First load a gun with 4 bullets. Second blow off his right and left arm. Third fire a bullet at his feet. FOUR blow off it's head when it grows tired. That'll teach the monkey. But as my monkey keeps on vanishing after two shots i will have to choose a substitute ooook shut up monkey you know you should really stop jhin art requires a certain ... cruelty I know we need something large and stupid and ... i see it bzzzzzz now which arm should i blow off first?