CYOA A fourtunate perfourmance

Friendly Ram··2 votes·427 views

Jhin for my next performance i will demonstrate how to make a monkey dance. First load a gun with 4 bullets. Second blow off his right and left arm. Third fire a bullet at his feet. FOUR blow off it's head when it grows tired. That'll teach the monkey. But as my monkeyMonkeyKing keeps on vanishing after two shots i will have to choose a substitute MonkeyKing ooook Jhin shut up monkey Soraka you know you should really stop jhin Jhin art requires a certain ... cruelty I know we need something large and stupid and ... i see it Blitzcrank bzzzzzz Jhin now which arm should i blow off first?

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Chaos6892 votes

Wat Is this... WHAT PASSES FOR WAAAAARRRRR?

Glory ln Death2 votes

More grist for the mill of WAAAAAAR!

Chaos6892 votes

This is a Sion thread now! COOOWAAARRRDDSSSS!

Glory ln Death2 votes
Chaos6892 votes

Did I turn you siON? LEAVE NO STONE UNBROKEN!

Glory ln Death1 votes

SLAUGHTER THE WEAK, TRAMPLE THE STRONG!

Chaos6891 votes

Umm... I hunger? It's only fun when they run? Tonight we hunt? I've found you now beast?

Glory ln Death2 votes

... Those aren't Sion quotes!

You have broken the chain! THEY'LL NEVER FIND ALL YOUR PIECES!

Chaos6892 votes

Sorry lol.. how about... REST IS FOR THE LIVING?

Glory ln Death1 votes

I MUST BE SATED!

Sonicblaster331 votes

Why can I feel NOTHING?

Glory ln Death1 votes

I. DO NOT. BLEED!!!

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