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WHY
DO YOU HAVE
WARLORDS BLOODLUST
For fucks sake, thornmail on Ashe is better than this. HOW CAN YOU NOT FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUILD GAREN OF ALL CHAMPIONS?
No, stop trolling.
No don't stop my escape.
Stop.
Why are you building Rabadon's.
and then when you try to give advice they report you for flaming
Time to tell them how to play it, regardless of team. Gotta earn that "Helpful" honor somehow. [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
HIT A SKILLSHOT YOU HKGQEITHBVW4TOUGB8GTEWVLEKAIJRG98UW538Y1HYB5FOQFLKWCN AC OIHAEFBVEV
I had a first time 
on my team in 3s once. He took Thunderlords then he rushed 
and then went for 
. He was laning against 
and got destroyed. Swain is like one of the hardest counters to Yasuo. Seeing his build and watching him get rekt by a Yasuo made me cry. The enemy only had 1 Ap champion too. None of them even really had any forms of lifesteal. Towards the end of the game when we were getting destroyed he complained that Swain is a lame champion and does no damage...This was after his rework and before he got nerfed too.
I don't even know why are now the recommended boots for Swain. 
are significantly better, Swain's cooldowns aren't really that high to begin with, plus he's a DoT mage/sustain tank. 
is also no longer in his recommendations so I see Swains who never build it.
Rito item recommendations op. -Vaz-
Tries way too hard to last hit with Q's or barrels earlygame without 
.
Doesn't take Bandit mastery and never harasses the enemy with Parrrley.
Only tries to use barrels to farm and harass but always fails.
Doesn't weaken minons with autoattacks first before using barrels to finish them off
Overextends into enemy minion wave to smack the enemy with passive and usually ends up dying.
Doesn't use ult to assist with fights in other lanes. Doesn't drop properly place barrels, ie keep one at his feet or in a bush
Rushes freaking 
instead of only to forget 
doesn't contain anymore. Tries to cover this up by rushing 
Wonders why he does no damage with rush and no AD
Sometimes rushes 
for "da AD" when is 100% vital to winning trades
Sometimes rushes 
for who knows what reason
Eats oranges every time off CD to try to keep an unnecessarily high HP advantage and runs OOM/gets killed in a gank with no Oranges
Fails barrel combos mid-lategame
Drops barrels in enemy's faces and gets them destroyed before he can hit them
Whines that GP is a trash champ when they feed because of any of the above
takes warlords bloodlust. maxes w second. starts
. feeds his ass off. tries to make plays like faker and bjergsen. calls trash. smh
R.I.P Futurama The worst part is when you are in a skype call with your friend and try to teach them how to play your main T_T
if he is on my team I'll just let him die, if he is on the enemy team gg i'll just camp him 24/7 #
is squishy
trying to gank/all in before level 6. Rushing 
against an all squishy team an wondering where their burst is. Starting Q and so not being able to fully clear the jungle, then complaining that they got a bad leash.
The next ones are not my main, but my next favourites:
Rushing 
on 
. Going into the middle of the enemy team before their CC has been blown and then dying and being unable to ult.
Also, people always tell me 'BUILD TANK ITEMS!!' This might have been good a few patches ago, but it isn't as good now and does not suit my playstyle.
Getting E second for jungle clear and getting executed. Building 
and 
then wondering why they can't burst people like what has happened to them. Using their ult and then realising that they are too far away. Not spellshielding at all. Not building CDR. Trying to do way too much without ult.
The builds I see on Gnars...
Watched a Leona miss about 95% of her E and ult casts. Yet somehow she would miraculously get an AA or W for champ last hits. They never engaged on enemy once after laning faze. Then they got a friggen S for all the kill stealing they did to their lane partner...it was a very frustrating game to play.
No...
Don't do that...
an ally has been slain
You have to run sooner...
an ally has been slain
the point of the q is to engage/disenge, not farm...
Enemy killing spree
HIT THEM WITH THE FECKING E
Enemy rampage
AFTER YOU HIT THEM WITH ANOTHER SPELL. NOT BEFORE
Defeat
... He's not that hard to pick up...
Who... Too lazy to look myself
What are you doing...........? (I legit saw someone build this on her.)
Not like anyone even plays Jayce so I'm set
I remember that short time jax was op before the guinsoos rework. IF you saw a jax with thunderlords or rush a guinsoos you knew he was in it for the freelo