We write a letter to Riot, one word at a time. At 100 posts, I write the letter and send it.

Phil Fly··15 votes·3,480 views

One word per post please, and please don't post quickly (wait 4 or 5 posts). I'll start.

Dear


Dear Rito,

We what want extensive information according to Morello about Nidalee spears, and penis, and IP gains. Porn is nostalgic stuff, right? Cho'gath eats rekt candy potatoes with Godzilla. Mundo goes H.A.M. where teemo bathes.

However, what he doesn't realize is:

  • Teemo and LC$ are saten
  • nerf lee sin
  • Nerf bananas wukong
  • Nerf everything while Pandas have nipples.

So, if we explode your team's nexus, We punch Hippopotamus Helmet sincerely, with your wet noodle. Shyvana caused E$PORTS to implode via Hubabaloo. Furthermore, booty we gaslighting need APHROMOO explanation.

In summary, Dingle please stop nerfing, nerf Ahri and Morgana

106 Comments

Eli Big Gay3 votes

Rito

Edit: If we ARE doing this, then to make it easier to read we should all just reply to the previous comment.

TheLiteKnight3 votes

realize

TheLiteKnight3 votes

while

Phil Fly2 votes

Morello

7ha7guy7772 votes

[{quoted}](name=Phil Fly,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=E4ksGqMu,comment-id=0006,timestamp=2015-01-24T21:15:38.230+0000)

Morello

about

L Psy Kongroo2 votes

right?

Embertine2 votes

Godzilla

[I'm pretty sure this letter is going to be just a bunch of gibberish.]

Neokilljoy2 votes

Nerf

Undead Pho3nix2 votes

bananas

ThatAutofillSupp2 votes

wukong

Embertine2 votes

Your

[I was half expecting someone to put Bro after Helmet so it would say Helmet Bro.]

Phil Fly2 votes

wet

SmallCritter2 votes

We

(This is how surrealism works guys. We're making art.)

Phil Fly2 votes

summary,

Phil Fly2 votes

We need to finish up the letter. I'll make it as long as it takes to finish it up, but we need a minimum of 9 words. (not including the end, where i will put the names of everyone who contributed in order of who posted the most)

Nybx4life1 votes

We

Spooky Spooker1 votes

need

Pyrocerebus1 votes

punch

Embertine2 votes

I think you mean punch? maybe?

Pyrocerebus2 votes

{quoted}

I think you mean punch? maybe?

oops lemme fix that

Xenohaz1 votes

Hippopotamus

Embertine1 votes

Helmet

ThatAutofillSupp1 votes

with

DigitallyFazed1 votes

noodle

Embertine1 votes

Shyvana

Astral Zephyroro1 votes

Caused

SlimyDan1 votes

E$PORTS

Embertine1 votes

to

Doom Brownies1 votes

implode

USG Morta1 votes

via

Yulen Xoshxius1 votes

Hubabaloo

Darn, someone already put nipples

Doom Brownies1 votes

Furthermore,

ThatAutofillSupp1 votes

booty

Damaster007771 votes

gaslighting

Embertine1 votes

need

Spooky Spooker1 votes

skins

Drunk Rummate1 votes

APHROMOO

Yulen Xoshxius1 votes

What is this?

PerishSoftly1 votes

Explanation

SlimyDan1 votes

. In

We're nearly at the end guys. My word is the 90th word by my count. Also you have to show us their response so we can laugh at it.

Still Eternity1 votes

Dingle

Embertine1 votes

Please

warpenguin5551 votes

stop

SlimyDan1 votes

nerfing

Spooky Spooker1 votes

Zed

Spooky Spooker1 votes

Nerf

ThatAutofillSupp1 votes

ahri

TheLiteKnight1 votes

and

Derenik1 votes

Morgana

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