We write a letter to Riot, one word at a time. At 100 posts, I write the letter and send it.

Phil Fly·1/24/2015, 3:43:22 PM·15 votes·3,480 views

One word per post please, and please don't post quickly (wait 4 or 5 posts). I'll start.

Dear


Dear Rito,

We what want extensive information according to Morello about Nidalee spears, and penis, and IP gains. Porn is nostalgic stuff, right? Cho'gath eats rekt candy potatoes with Godzilla. Mundo goes H.A.M. where teemo bathes.

However, what he doesn't realize is:

  • Teemo and LC$ are saten
  • nerf lee sin
  • Nerf bananas wukong
  • Nerf everything while Pandas have nipples.

So, if we explode your team's nexus, We punch Hippopotamus Helmet sincerely, with your wet noodle. Shyvana caused E$PORTS to implode via Hubabaloo. Furthermore, booty we gaslighting need APHROMOO explanation.

In summary, Dingle please stop nerfing, nerf Ahri and Morgana

106 Comments

TheLiteKnight1/26/2015, 12:37:45 AM3 votes

realize

Eli Big Gay1/24/2015, 3:53:12 PM3 votes

Rito

Edit: If we ARE doing this, then to make it easier to read we should all just reply to the previous comment.

TheLiteKnight1/27/2015, 10:30:16 PM3 votes

while

Embertine1/25/2015, 5:01:08 PM2 votes

Godzilla

[I'm pretty sure this letter is going to be just a bunch of gibberish.]

Undead Pho3nix1/27/2015, 6:10:01 AM2 votes

bananas

ThatAutofillSupp1/27/2015, 9:54:00 AM2 votes

wukong

Neokilljoy1/27/2015, 5:11:19 AM2 votes

Nerf

Phil Fly1/24/2015, 9:15:38 PM2 votes

Morello

L Psy Kongroo1/25/2015, 5:28:43 AM2 votes

right?

Embertine1/31/2015, 2:23:22 PM2 votes

Your

[I was half expecting someone to put Bro after Helmet so it would say Helmet Bro.]

Phil Fly1/31/2015, 5:08:37 PM2 votes

wet

SmallCritter2/5/2015, 9:48:05 AM2 votes

We

(This is how surrealism works guys. We're making art.)

Phil Fly2/8/2015, 6:01:51 AM2 votes

summary,

Phil Fly2/8/2015, 6:09:09 AM2 votes

We need to finish up the letter. I'll make it as long as it takes to finish it up, but we need a minimum of 9 words. (not including the end, where i will put the names of everyone who contributed in order of who posted the most)

SlimyDan2/9/2015, 4:49:21 PM1 votes

nerfing

Spooky Spooker2/9/2015, 9:48:14 PM1 votes

Nerf

DigitallyFazed1/31/2015, 7:32:42 PM1 votes

noodle

Embertine2/1/2015, 1:37:48 AM1 votes

Shyvana

Astral Zephyroro2/1/2015, 9:59:41 PM1 votes

Caused

SlimyDan2/2/2015, 12:57:29 AM1 votes

E$PORTS

Embertine2/2/2015, 11:12:48 AM1 votes

to

Doom Brownies2/2/2015, 11:21:55 AM1 votes

implode

Yulen Xoshxius2/5/2015, 9:09:03 AM1 votes

Hubabaloo

Darn, someone already put nipples

Doom Brownies2/5/2015, 9:17:06 AM1 votes

Furthermore,

ThatAutofillSupp2/5/2015, 9:47:28 AM1 votes

booty

ThatAutofillSupp2/12/2015, 12:43:16 AM1 votes

ahri

Damaster007772/6/2015, 7:18:43 AM1 votes

gaslighting

Embertine2/6/2015, 3:10:11 PM1 votes

need

Drunk Rummate2/6/2015, 3:11:19 PM1 votes

APHROMOO

PerishSoftly2/8/2015, 4:22:50 AM1 votes

Explanation

SlimyDan2/8/2015, 5:13:49 AM1 votes

. In

We're nearly at the end guys. My word is the 90th word by my count. Also you have to show us their response so we can laugh at it.

TheLiteKnight2/12/2015, 2:38:15 AM1 votes

and

Derenik2/12/2015, 2:41:02 AM1 votes

Morgana

Still Eternity2/9/2015, 6:38:36 AM1 votes

Dingle

Embertine2/9/2015, 3:27:22 PM1 votes

Please

warpenguin5552/9/2015, 4:09:51 PM1 votes

stop

Nybx4life1/29/2015, 5:49:53 PM1 votes

We

Pyrocerebus1/30/2015, 1:10:44 AM1 votes

punch

Xenohaz1/31/2015, 2:27:44 AM1 votes

Hippopotamus

Embertine1/31/2015, 2:49:11 AM1 votes

Helmet

ThatAutofillSupp1/31/2015, 8:29:33 AM1 votes

with