Describe yourself with a champion quote

"Holy $%!#, where are we?"

I haven't got a brain, and soon, neither will you!

" My right arm is much stronger than my left arm "- Sincerely Tryndamere

I thought you'd never pick me. feelsbadman

even death will fear ME!

What am I doing again? OH LOOK 2 PEOPLE JUST BLEW UP AT THE SAME TIME, I THINK I'LL RUN OVER TO SAY HI TO THEIR FRIENDS >:3

Nobody will be tougher than DONALD TRUMP. Trump's response when asked how tough Donald would be.

: Everyone I knew and loved is dead... ....how are things with you?

is there a champion quote that depicts laziness and apathy? i dont feel like puting in the effort to look it up

There are a bunch of lines that Yorick says that fit me: "Tired, ancient, and half-dead. Still, I come for you." "What's one more grave?!" "I am no tyrant. These souls act on their own." "We shall prevail. We have eternity." "Ah, would you like some friends? Nope, can’t have 'em." "I've endured more pain than any words can bring." "I'm just happy to have company." "I no longer feel insults."

: "How Demacian of you."

OK

"Strange alchemy fuels my ... Whoops Dammit! Alright everything is still where it's supposed to be? Great."

"This is why I spend so much time sheathe shopping"

or y'know

/ "/laugh"

:Me, the hero? Nah, that's ridiculous.

:What am I?

My self confidence is shit. XD.

: "Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before."

I have a bad memory

Who needs a MAP! somehow i never get lost.

: "I find that the stranger life gets, the more it seems to make sense."

+ + (Nature / Mystic)

A mixture of these ones; artsy, scientific, and a bleeding heart. xD

I can't think of a quote though. D:

"This world needs hope." "Our deeds shape the future." "Is it hot in here or is it just me?!" "Stay positive." "Jokes? Yeah, I know jokes."

: "Who's Next?

Ok.

"someone has to be me"

Darius

"Elements, answer my ... Wooh ugh ... Oh, for the love of ... We good? OK we good!"

WHO WANTS A PIECE OF THE CHAMP!!!!

People fear what they don't understand

"Can't milk those"

"Laughs" "I never thought you'd pick me"

Kled's quotes are too good for just one, so like krispy kreme donuts i'll have just a few "I'll say something witty after I kill you!" "My brain is full of weasels!" "I hate to advocate violence and insanity, but it's worked for me." "Shh! It's time to get violent... and weird." "No, it's when I don't drink mushroom juice that I have a problem!" "I came here to... well, I don't know what I came here for, but I'm gonna' defend it!"

"buww buw buw buuuwwww" - bard accurate descriptions

"Make no mistakes..."