Yo League Momma...

So poor she can't even afford a yellow trinket

So fat that she body-blocks EVERY skillshot

So ugly that Jhin saw her and said "Nope."

So ugly she scared Nocturne

So fat she has 18 Cho'gath stacks... On Teemo

So old her release date was V.1... In Pong

So ugly nothing short of God himself could possibly rework her

So fat she ate Baron Nashor because she thought it was a gummy worm

So stupid she dove towers at level 1... In Ascension

So stupid she posted DOTA 2 memes on the M&G boards

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