If you wish to have the DerpMaster's alliegence...
You must make me an offering to persuade me
So then, what do you offer me? https://m.popkey.co/cedcc1/eLw7m.gif
You must make me an offering to persuade me
So then, what do you offer me? https://m.popkey.co/cedcc1/eLw7m.gif
An undressing anime girl? That is your.... offer?
Your offer is cookies. I don't see how you're doing better.
And more... so much more... Think of the mustache. https://media2.giphy.com/media/J08vKZPWReeEU/200_s.gif
Going Halfpower mustache now http://cdn.redalertpolitics.com/files/2013/06/Hamilton-the-Hipster-Cat.jpg https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/2/18/13/enhanced-buzz-28860-1298052139-9.jpg http://www.thecatniptimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/mustache-cat-23v3.jpg http://cdn3-www.craveonline.com/assets/uploads/2015/08/getty-moustache-2-e1438925594877.jpg
How dare you force me to look at that lack of cuteness.
You make me look at nothing.
Stupid broken link...
My power is faltering...
http://i.imgur.com/yhMQkGn.jpg¿noredirect http://pm1.narvii.com/5835/7282db2522b003d5551d402bd0f4b4c25e4d478e_hq.jpg http://download.gamezone.com/uploads/image/data/1164034/Poro.JPG https://img1.etsystatic.com/042/0/6317702/il_fullxfull.541343539_no35.jpg https://i.ytimg.com/vi/NVQd10JNt34/maxresdefault.jpg
I am not going to waste full mustache power on you. I have something else. http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/856/938/717.jpg http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/706/073/4cf.jpg http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/726/987/9c0.jpg http://ci.memecdn.com/390/6104390.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1iJY1UL.png¿noredirect http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/55/5575ec17ea82c769adadfe3e92c29b1ec7077a2e6b96f19baf875b44a6c184d9.jpg
We both know you watched that gif just a few too many times. https://media.giphy.com/media/mmgxuEoMNmgKY/giphy.gif
I will tell you, Wanton destruction if you like. The chance to humiliate the Fish in the Rift The chance to humiliate the Fish in the boards Freedom of your ship, sona x fortune Cookies Loyalty Training by professionals Love possibly a blown up mini sun or sun (depends on whether we find an ekko) https://media3.giphy.com/media/yu8NhdBq6IDRe/200_s.gif Possibly a mustache.
Training... Airman is offering all her followers training from high elo players to improve our game... And cookies... And the free reign to kill those who oppose
And a community of delightful (and not insane) comrades!
Don't let the fact that several of us were candidates for the King and Prince of Crazy competitions scare you away!
I've mellowed a tad... Still deadly though