Patch notes 7.15 - what they really mean :3

CrazFight ·7/25/2017, 11:59:07 PM·141 votes·6,173 views

Its time for another round OF PATCH NOTES :D , is the beginning of the worlds patch (Edit: beginning of the qualifiers for the world patch) so we decided to do some... interesting stuff this time , hope u enjoy ! :D (IF YOU MISSED THE PREVIOUS PATCH NOTESCLICK [THIS] ) Urgot - We are removing the champ known as "urgot" from the game and replacing him with a new champ with the same name (Sorry urgot mains </3). This thing is going to be OP on release (Especially in lower elo), so abuse it while you can! (Edit: I was wrong, people aren't having much luck on him XD) Pshh Also, he is really good against tanks since his ult kills enemies based off of remaining HP, dood pick this guy into cho ;) Akali - This champ is actually not bad right now, but our boy shiptur said if we buffed akali he would finally carry a delta fox series which would of course boost our LCS views , which equal more revenue... which we would of course spend on making league a better game... of course. So we decided she should be invis more , so lower w cd , o and stronger passive ay. Azir - Was buffed, still unplayable. Chogath - http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/82/82d177e50a6e13a386ac761f5ddac5cc653589721e2aa7533da5ba3ff4497df0.jpg ^ This is bascially cho atm, we could/should nerf his whole "Stoneplate press R oneshot adc" ... but lol that shit to fun so we just nerfing his e XD DrMundo - More magic resist. k Ekko - Buffed E https://i.gyazo.com/1ad45ea41ad3cef5fdb399e45f825786.png Elise - Less AD , k. Ezreal - Taric is finally strong champ , but he is missing his bae and we need him back in the meta, so ez.. its your time... lower Q cd, cause that will totally help. http://orig05.deviantart.net/ef09/f/2013/005/3/9/lol_pink_taric__he_man_version__by_redcoke-d5qhgse.jpg Gangplank - Passive has 5 more dmg https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SPXwX8ZNF1w/maxresdefault.jpg Irelia - Lower Ult Cooldown, Gbay maybe you will quit complaining about not being able to get masters , "Meddler we can't put that in the patch notes it will trigger some people", sigh ok. Jinx - Jinx has a lower W cooldown, Now she will be op and will be the best adc! https://www.mememaker.net/static/images/memes/3502460.jpg Kayn - His ult will actually do damage now! I hope everyone is happy this be-kayn a thing ;) Lux - Low elo hates her ... https://i.gyazo.com/58a1e742ce3d9439a9487825f2439e38.png Low elo fears her ... https://i.gyazo.com/adb5a1c612fcdeeb5dead57cc66e55d2.png because they can't beat her ... https://i.gyazo.com/24e08e7ca3f4fc9cb905ea99566a29ec.png Were buffing her, thats about it, time for the boards posts raging :O Nasus - Guys its time we say farewell to top nasus.... BECAUSE ITS TIME FOR SUPPORT NASUS TO RISE, WE ARE INCREASING HIS E ARMOUR SHRED :D , o ye he also has lower Q cd in ult.. kinda strong but what eva. Nautilus - Q and E dmg up, still no reason to play him over champs like cho... sorry naut ... https://i2.wp.com/picsmine.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/New-sadness-man-Sad-Memes.jpg Shyvana - Meddler: "Shit guys game of thrones season 7 started the dragons hype is gonna build what do we do, well we have shyvana in the game.... - we could give her a kahlessi skin - , mhm no no , lets just buff her... dont wanna spend to many resources on a dead champ ... simmer down simmer down..." Singed - We made this champ fun again... and then the boards complained and hotfixed him and now he is meh again.... heh, lets buff him and go through this cycle again ... Sivir - (Has internal debate on if i should re use this meme...) "Sivir bought a fidget spinner, this has overall upgraded her Q dmg" https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAAMSWyXgAAfsU9.jpg TwistedFate - He moves faster.... https://media.giphy.com/media/yXVO50FJIJMSQ/giphy.gif Xerath - Our balance team is actually on vacation so we let @Riot Tantram deal with this one, we didn't actually think he would buff xerath... will be fixed after next patch.. expect to see him at worlds... Zac - https://i.imgflip.com/1t2o1l.jpg Ziggs - Ziggs has a new skin coming out but isn't see the play we want him to... lets just buff him! And then people will want to buy the skin :D

LASTLY, we nerfed duskblade but lethality still OP, LOL ye its gonna take us a few patchs to nerf it back to hell, until then chow ^_^

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53 Comments

AwesomeGuyDj7/26/2017, 12:20:08 AM34 votes

What? as far as im aware lethality itself wasnt op. ITs just duskblade.

Tormentula7/26/2017, 12:28:27 AM24 votes

"League of legends actual patch spotlight"

FilDaFunk7/26/2017, 10:14:09 AM10 votes

It's strange, they buffed 16 champs in one patch. Since they can't balance everyone, do they want to make everyone overpowered?

Blakiepug7/26/2017, 2:35:00 AM10 votes

That is 100% me on the floor after reading Nautilus changes.

RizHippoKhan7/26/2017, 4:01:08 AM8 votes

i feel only dread as a shyvana main ;-;

2DunksFromHell7/26/2017, 1:25:40 AM4 votes

Sir you deserve 9999999999999 upvotes,I hope to see this for 7.16 aswell! :D

StonePlatypus7/26/2017, 5:50:59 PM3 votes

This was a great idea. Now you just have to make the jokes funny and you're all set. :D

FilDaFunk7/26/2017, 2:29:27 PM3 votes

Hm... I don't like the Lux changes. Shield boost if she's being a support... They want to kick her out of mid.

aspects17/26/2017, 8:30:50 AM2 votes

you have some seriously incorrect facts in this post such as "gp passive +5 damage", which is completely inaccurate as it was 15 damage im going to assume you made all those bad assumptions you did simply to make your post more interesting so i retain some scant measure of respect for you

Eternal Torment7/26/2017, 11:15:39 AM2 votes
Sqkerg7/26/2017, 12:12:42 PM2 votes

Honestly seems like you just went though gameplay and look at the top threads, then did your best to include the messages from them in the post in some way. Unless they praised Riot of course, if they did, you burned them in a fire.

Alfayx7/26/2017, 1:06:13 PM1 votes

Funny that I played nasus support yesterday xD

Starcraft243ver7/26/2017, 9:36:43 AM1 votes

Guys its time we say farewell to top nasus.... BECAUSE ITS TIME FOR SUPPORT NASUS TO RISE, WE ARE INCREASING HIS E ARMOUR SHRED :D , o ye he also has lower Q cd in ult.. kinda strong but what eva.

Actually in early game his E will be worse, as a support as well, since a maxed out E in lane could reduce adcs armor to 0. In late he will be way better though.

GreenBoÍ7/26/2017, 4:28:29 PM1 votes

Oh my gosh... This is perfect... You must make one for every patch!

YoRHa 2B7/26/2017, 4:41:33 PM1 votes

They increase GP passive dmg by 15, not 5.

Devotìon7/26/2017, 4:58:25 PM1 votes

You forgot one important change that was hidden among bug fixes that may break an S tier support : ^)

Votable Jester7/26/2017, 8:50:19 AM1 votes

I really hope they don't nerf Xerath's Q damage to "balance out the buffs he received." It will of course be Q because that's his waveclear and poke.

Jun Long7/26/2017, 2:22:49 AM1 votes

PLEASE.... SHYVANA....

Fullmetallic7/26/2017, 7:21:18 PM1 votes

Up you go*[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]*

Leanus Crain7/26/2017, 8:39:44 PM1 votes

Lower CD on Ezreal means a faster tear. Which means he can hit a Manamune power spike faster, thusly being OPOP.

MaryPoppinsYall7/26/2017, 11:03:01 PM1 votes

You get the up vote for the Zac one alone.

Just admit you took a balanced AP bruiser, tried to make him a tank with gaggles of CC, and effed up. His kit is super hard to balance. He's a support now because you HAVE to crush his clear or damage to keep him from broken.

Kingdom Corn7/27/2017, 6:37:12 AM1 votes

Which one of yall bitches didnt SMASH THAT MUFUCKIN LIKE BUTTON? Cause I can tell many of you didn't SMASH THAT MUFUCKIN LIKE BUTTON. Take my upvote.