I did it boys!

Valaran Nara··7 votes·1,001 views

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I finally reached Lvl 7 with the most charming Lhotlan known to VastayaRakan !

And all it took was for me to come to a startling realization!

http://i.imgur.com/p7M5yR2.gif

So I endured long hours, sleepless nights and constant feeding. It felt as thought I would never succeed, but I heard a voice. A voice in the back of my mind say: https://media.tenor.com/images/194b4cf3cef8524cc7f8eb17569ea5ed/tenor.gif

So I have! When the game started, it was a full AD comp vs a full AD comp! We had a mirror match of MasterYi and Varus ! And alas, our poor Ashe got beaten down as both enemy Gragas and Quinn refused to cede mid to the other. Then a game full of BM ensued as both teams were determined to set either one's jungles afire.

After being deleted by a 3/0 Gragas with Thunderlords twice, a flip was suddenly switched, and so I stared that obese S.O.B. right into the eye and proclaimed:

https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder774/500x/65859774/captain-phillips2-look-at-me-i-am-the-carry-now.jpg

And so, I took it upon myself to go full throttle and blazed a dazzling trail of the most brilliant showing that would make Evelynn blush and went 8/6/29 as the Support!

Many a item 3070 were shed that day. And with the end screen proclaiming my victory over the enemy, it was then I tipped my item 3089 an told those losers Xayah -nara

TLDR

Game helped me achieve Lvl 7 with Rakan

17 Comments

Embertine2 votes

I think we failed as Memes&Gamers when we didn't make a Ahri triggered meme after Rakan was released with the title "The Charmer"

Something is wrong with us. . . .

DuskDaUmbreon2 votes

But did you remember to do…RAKAN-issance?

Valaran Nara1 votes

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But did you remember to do…RAKAN-issance?

Yes, I did! I used OP.GG to check rank, win rate and set up. I even used LoLSumo to make sure I have the proper tips and recommended builds.

That, and I like building movement speed. 2 cloud drakes, a Talisman, ardent censar and Swifties.
Rakan: " Xayah , don't wanna be yah!"

Silly Neeko1 votes

Congrats!!!!!!!!

Valaran Nara1 votes

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Congrats!!!!!!!!

IThanks! I'm waiting for someone to point out th thing I did. The thingy.

Silly Neeko1 votes

Which thingy? Lol

Valaran Nara1 votes

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Which thingy? Lol

I know little of who you are on the other side of the monitor, but I like you. Stay blissfully ignorance of the darkness which the internet may hold and pray you don't fall prey to the basest of all entities.

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Xayah-nara.

I am going to take this pun now.

Valaran Nara1 votes

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Xayah-nara.

I am going to take this pun now.

Sorry, can't. I copy-righted it. Just like I copyrighted: Kled "I Rakan it's bout time fo' meh tuh shove dis hear pointy stick STRAIGHt UP YER ASS!!! Kled "Wait, what did you just say, Skaarl? What do you mean Rakan't just waltz right in and pokey poke them? I love pokey pokin'. Damn lizard.

ShovelShepherd1 votes

What do League Champions do around Christmas? They're Rakan around the christmas tree!

Terozu1 votes

You say full AD comp vs Full AD Comp, then say there was a gragas and a Rakan. THat doesn't add up...

Valaran Nara1 votes

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You say full AD comp vs Full AD Comp, then say there was a gragas and a Rakan. THat doesn't add up...

Rakan shouldn't deal that much damage. And Gragas (should have been) a tank.

Either way it goes, I didn't build MR, and neither did the chub chub that flashed his mastery every time he killed someone.

Terozu1 votes

You don know that Gragas is mainly played as a mage not a tank right?

Valaran Nara1 votes

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You don know that Gragas is mainly played as a mage not a tank right?

Not at all. I would assume mostly AP Bruiser not like a full AP glass cannon sort of thing

ShovelShepherd1 votes

Yeah, I thought the same thing for the longest time. I think it was just because he was fat

Fawksea1 votes

too much drama for a video game, probly wouldnt get "sleepless nights" if you just chilled and didnt play for some rank 7 that everyone will think you're an asshole for spamming ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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