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BAKE THE SUN 
I like fresh bread.
Baking.
gems
Obviously praise the sun
I feel like I'm betraying the moon, but I have to side with .
Redheads > Moon
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(p.s. I will be disappointed in rito if doesn't get that baker skin by the end of the Targon event)
Lunari ftw!
Cookies...
Can I side with the golden sun dragon, whose release I can't imagine being related to anything?
IT'S BAKING TIME!
I'll take all of the above (im too indecisive OK??)
[slayer-jinx-wink]
Baking won by a landslide.
Our bread will be the mightiest, and the tastiest.
Far above the clouds on Mount Targon resides a stalwart tribe of bakers known as the Rakkor who still revere ovens and dough as ultimate artforms. They remember the Bake Wars of Runeterra and know that the League of Legends can only repress the rising tides of yeast for so long. Each member of the tribe is bred to be a disciplined and vicious baker, preferring to battle soldiers of either the Noxian or Demacian armies only when outnumbered at least ten to one. Rakkor bakers are trained not only to be as lethal with their bare stoves as the most capable martial bakers, but also to fiercely wield the many relic-cooking utensils of the tribe. Such treasures have been handed down from generation to generation, and have harnessed the mystical nature of Runeterra in their very cores. These relic-baking utensils are among the most dangerous in existence - and it comes as no surprise that they have found their way to the League of Legends in the hands of Baker Pantheon.
This stone-faced warrior is a paragon of his people, his very existence an anthem of exultation to the art of baking. Pantheon found it insulting that the people of Valoran would install an organization to replace baking, complete with so-called champions, without including the Rakkor. Gathering the blessings of his tribe and armed with the relics-utensils of his ancestors, he has descended on the League to show the world a true baker warrior. He cares not who he fights, and cares nothing for the pageantry or prestige of a League champion, but lives only for the austere glory of baking. As long as Pantheon breathes, he thirsts for another foe to bake against.
''I was hoping they had more yeast.'' -- Pantheon, standing amidst the pieces of a brutalized Noxian bread.
Edit: I am with my fellow summoner-bakers.