What do you call a Yasuo who has no impact on the game?

Upvote because fuck Yasuo

Bronze

What do you call a Vel'koz with a Frozen Mallet and Rylai's?

Vel'cro

That's not even a play on words. It's like saying what do you call a useless irelia? Ireliless. A better one would've been what do you call an AFK Urgot? Urgone.

What do you call a Shen with Sunfire cape? A Fire-Shender.