Kill it with fire. Then freeze the remains. And send them to the Abyss.
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
Kinky.
Whoa... I'm not sure which one is cosplaying the other. 
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/600/346/5bb.gif
CAUSE FIRE'S NOT WORKING!
I can see the logic... Teemo's adorable. And Ahri's Hot. So if you combine them you must get something cute and hot right?
Nope....
Either this or Lollipoppy will consume the world one day
MYYYY EEEYYEESSSS!!!!!!!! MYYYY EEEYYEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!