What is the most "Don't even try to fight me" moment you had ?
I was 
returning to base when 
ult appears right in front of me.
I Q+E him, he dies. and continue on my way.
Was hilarious when it happened.
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Whenever I play 
I have a very "Don of the Mafia" attitude. They don' mess wit' me, I don' mess wit' dem!
It spills into other aspects of the game as well.
: Nasus! We need your help! We don't know what to do!
: YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!
: What's the matter with you? Is this what you've become, a Jungle finocchio who cries like a woman? "Oh, what do I do? What do I do?" What is that nonsense? Ridiculous
: Tell me, do you gank your lanes?
: Y-Yes...?
: Good, because a jungler that never ganks for his lanes can never be a good jungler.
: You look terrible... I want you to go back into your jungle and farm up. Then, you can be back to your lanes in five minutes for a gank and knock 'em dead.
: It's too late, they're ganking mid right at this moment.
: Then I'm gonna come in and and make a gank they can't refuse, okay? I want you to leave it all to me. Go on, go back to the jungle.
I was Shyvana mid game taking Blue buff and a Xin 2 levels below me, and a full item behind tried to fight me like he stood a chance. I'm not even sure if he managed to move my health bar before I ate him.
Recently, I was a late game Skarner against a split pushing Riven who fed our Quinn, and decided to split push.
With my Iceborn, Dead Man's, Swiftness Boots, and Righteous Glory, she didn't even try to run. She tried her best to fight me. But every time she broke my W, it was about ready to be cast again.
A worthy effort.
Was a fed Teemo, 16/0. It got to a point where the entire enemy team would rather waste flash to run away from me than to fight me. A Yi flashed after one auto attack, a Tristana kept rocket jumping and ulting me the moment she saw me and a Jax even flashed over the wall going "Nope! Fuck dat shit!"
Being fed isn't fun since everyoone runs away from you. 
Against 
Why randuins? 40 extra armor over having 4 500hp 50 armor items
Every time i play Gnar. :P
I went full AP support 
in a 4v5.
tried to cut me off with about less than half of his HP with an ultimate teleport.
I one shotted him with a timed ultimate and he never got a single attack out.
I was 
13/2/5
Fed, level 18 (a good 5 levels ahead everyone else at 20 minutes)
Some 2/7 Rammus rolls up to me
I q and auto till he dies in three seconds.
Lmao'd
Was in a scrim with another team last night, I was 
, and after a few attempts at the Lee trying to get me into the enemy team, I just ended up slamming through their Draven, Viktor, and (After a year) Nautilus. They threw up the surrender and I walked away with a 9.25 K/D/A
In ye old days, getting ranked placements done before the season ends. I picked darius built leviathan and occult after a ridiculously sucesfull laning. Botlane didn't get the memo and decided to test their luck.
You could feel the regret through the monitor
Being fed as Illaoi.
"Seriously, are you really ENGAGING on me?"
1v3ing the 
front line as 
having nearly 30 kills at 22 minutes and already level 18 as yasuo. 3 shotting adcs.
- A lot of AP on the enemy team, and the first one of them to build any MR was their Jinx, at around the 40 minute mark.
"1-shot" was very literal.
Happened the other day actually.
was my build at that point in the game.
Dragon just spawned and I saw Kindred in the mid lane and stood in the River brush. The moment they got into range is the moment they died. Literally it lasted 2 seconds, they never saw it coming.
Garen, stop trying to fight me... 2000 health at level 11 5/0/2 
DEMACIA! 500 health at level 9 0/6/1 
sighs Q-Auto-R AN ENEMY HAS BEEN SLAIN!
When you are 0/5 against a Battlecast Prime Cho'gath with a , stop fucking fighting him.
I have never lost a lane against Garen as Cho'gath unless their jungler camped me. I don't know why the top laners I have fought as Cho'gath think they can pick Garen and win, but they keep doing it, and honestly after the third kill I'm legit just tired of killing them because at this point they shouldn't even be playing the game if they still try trading me without a camping jungler.
3/0/3 
. Oh, is your jungler coming to gank?
Double Kill
Farming in the enemy's base, while decently fed, with my ult running, as 
. None of them know what to do to me and they eventually have to devote three people just to dislodge me.
11/2 
at 15 min, jumping into a 3v5 and walking out with a penta. We lost 1 person that fight.
6 ThornMails as Rengar. The enemy master yi was coming to kill me while I was split pushing. I had been afk jungling all game so he did not know how strong 6 thornmails would be against him. He went to fight me whilst he was fed and he ended up killing himself.
Every time somebody picks 
into my .
There is never a good time for LeBlanc to attack my Syndra. Never.
Honorable mention:
AFK baits when somebody is stupidly annoying and somehow dodging all my Crescent Strikes.
It always works.
Last season during the tank meta as
9/0/23 at 30 mins or so in sitting in mid lane actually farming with 
cause why not.
&
blast me for about half a minute and I lose maybe 20 % Hp and continue farming.
They ran away.
fu** you I am a tank.
top lane. Had the entire lane except for a small section (I was farming minions in so they wouldn't blow the shrooms) it got pink warded for like 4 seconds before I killed it. Enemy jungler and top laner were just looking at me like
"...I hate you so much"
An Alistar jungle tried to help poppy kill me as ryze after she missed her stun and was at 3/4 health, I deleted her and got away from Alistar.
Just last game, I was a fed as balls Xin. I was rocking 
at 17 minutes. Their Rek'Sai shows up to try and stop me. We're both full hp.
The problem was that their Rek'Sai, who only had 
, was about 1/7/1. I took 0 damage as they died. Given that I'd shat on her all game, I don't know why they thought they had a shot now.
I was extremely fed with him, and my team had just lost a teamfight in their base. Well, I was low, and my team was dead or recalling. I juked the other team, hid in the jungle, circled back, and picked off three of the enemy teammates before recalling.
and
I was 2v4ed mid lane, and my teammate was killed. The other Team had Ekko, Jhin, Kog'Maw, and Rengar all rush me. I kill Kog'Maw, ult on Ekko, severly hurting him, but then get hurt badly by Rengar. I force him off, and as I start to run away, Ekko in pursuit, Jhin ults. At the last second I wind wall, blocking all four of his bullets (I don't know why he kept on shooting). Ekko tower dives me, I E-Q combo him and he's dead too.
finally
I took her Twisted Tree Line, other team sucked. I ended up 38/1/9. No, it was not bots. All three of them rushed me, and I killed them all.
Playing malphite in this meta.
Thats it.
Just playing malphite.
I would have to say it was early season 5...I played Miss fortune and got fed to 21/3 by end game
any time anyone got near, they almost instantly died
though, as a funny note, I played Cassiopeia as a tank in ARAM (we were outranged) and no one on the enemy team could duel me
1500 AP
Total Bonus Magic Resist of the enemy team: 0
Don't even try it.
One of my favorites was when I was fighting a 
in the late game in a 1v1 with 
....it was a bloody match.
Oh, look! They sent their whole team after a super fed ! Next thing I hear is the announcer saying "Pentakill!"