Write the saddest League story you can in 4 words. [WARNING, CONTAINS SAD CONTENT]

"Here's to you, kid."

the jungler forgot smite

Nobody fed the poros.

This post being made

You have been demoted.

Miss Fortune's Boobs Removed.

EDIT: Adding some more

Akali's Side Boob Nerfed Morgana landed her Q Nunu fully charged ultimate

Amumu vanished. Nobody noticed.

A summoner has disconnected

Wrong runes and masteries

I'm a diamond smurf

Ability power master Yi.

Garen reworked. Removed spin

Jhin Jhin Jhin Jhin. Not sad but I saw 4.

Amummu will die alone.

"League of Legends discontinued."

Solo Queue never returns.

Yasuo is getting buffed

Dyrus has now retired.

No sightstone on support.

brb pizza is here

Le Blanc being meta.

An enemy is Legendary

Dragon Trainer Tristana's Death

Meteos dies taking Gromp

Support stole your pentakill

"Tank Yasuo is back"

Gank Illoai Two Dead

" A summoner has disconnected."

Sated Devourer Tank Yi

Teemo is pick/ban

Ahri lost her tails

Yasuo used Wind Wall

It's Teemo free week

Enemy Rengar is Fed

Attack Damage Annie Jungle

Old Karma is gone.

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Braum will be deleted.

thats like the best fucking story ive ever heard