Your main walks into a bar...

The bar is now on fire because they would not let her in for being underage

there is no counter

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All you can eat buffet

Gets told "Sorry no pets allowed"

A wiener and some buns.

He only comes when there is a sausage party.

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A gyro sandwich

Fixed that for you.

walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender,

"Wuju, pass me dat potion?"

Tasty deer flesh given by the great weaver

(You took my main so I'll pick my secondary) "I'll have 200 minions please."

Pain

: A burrito. Because the best diarrhea is explosive diarrhea. Boom.

A bloody Mary.

: "Shrimp please." Entire restaurant stares in disgust : "Do you serve horse meat?" : Isn't allowed inside because no clothes, no service : "You wouldn't happen to serve Vitamin D, would you?"

Moonshine.

A soulshake

Diet Venom

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Shuriman Sand Shake

Oh look Yasuo Yea? Go in that room.

200% ban rate club

... Sigh.. I don't even like them... No one likes you I'm glad I'm visiting, Yasuo Somehow you're worse off than me lol Don't worry Yasuo the days are going by. And one day cowards will see me again and run...

Just get in the rim and closer the door Yasuo I don't have all day!

So many canvases waiting to be painted... Faces to be sculpted... He thought to himself as he sipped his Jasmine tea, glancing around at the other patrons in the bar, waiting for his dumplings to reach his table. One, two, three, four... five... six... Why must there always be more than four? He sighed in disappointment. Another performance that needs to be postponed... For now.

A BLT and a mug of ale.

He uses the mug to kill people while eating.

Tequila Sunrise

Fruit punch.

A light snack.

Sunny D.

Gin.

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walks into a bar and says Ootay because they cant speak. then proceeds to go all around the bar picking up chimes until the bartender says 's had enough and throws him out.

- She orders a scotch on the rocks, but then the bartender gives her a look and she quickly switches her order to a lemonade ... on the rocks. - She can't be seen over the bar and therefor is never served, she is currently looking into investing in a stool

She's with the band

You.

The bar. It's his now.

tryndabeer. To quench that thirst... for that undying rage...

No, he goes under.

Milk. Lots and lots of milk.

knowing you main Poppy beforehand, I expected you to say she forgets what she was going to order, leaves, and walks back in, just to forget again (referencing her joke, of course)

anyhow

orders nothing, just takes a drink from his own barrel and starts fighting people looks for someone important then orders exactly what he thinks they were considering ordering instead of what they got, then notices that there's only one menu item that's any good and just morphs and eats it orders absinthe, polymorphs the glass into a cupcake, eats the glass with no repercussions by the sheer power of her not caring

Deconstructables

Floats into a bar...it's probably destroyed

A club sandwich with plenty of seeds on the bun.