The Mission for Memedom
(For clarity, Brawler's Gloves is Riot Games because it's a fist)
: "Gentlemen, we have a mission for you."
: "WHAT?!"
: "Now, now, Kled, there's no need to yell."
: "I can yell all I want, ya-"
: "Kled, silence!"
: "Now, many of you may know of the Memes. For quite a while, over a year, in fact, a single champion has been outdoing all others and has easily conquered Meme-dom."
: "Oh, that's not a problem."
: "It is, in fact. The Wandering Caretaker has even beat out the classic 'Draaaven' in memes."
: "This is not our intention for Bard, he's nothing more than a sack of potatoes with a beard and a tuba."
: "Yes, that's pretty much memes."
: "No, it is not! And that's precisely why we made you two."
: "Sooo, you didn't make me instead of a lady yordle despite having a male-to-female ratio of yordles being 3:1 or somethin' just because you wanted a skirmisher/tank?"
: "Wha- No, of course not."
: "And you didn't make me just to pretend there was never before a support/jungler when there actually was? cough Nunu cough."
: "No, we intended something quite different for you two..."
: "..."
: "..."
: "Bard must fall. The roaming support has taken the Meme world by a stranglehold and he must fall. That's why we made you."
: "Even as we speak, he is being made into more and more memes. That was never our intention."
: "Kled, you shall be known as The Noxian Meme."
: "But, uh, Noxus n' stuff is all brutal eat-or-be-eaten not happy, frolicky fields of memes. So, no."
: "But we need a new meme champion!"
: "Yeah, you're only upset because Draaaven was booted from his meme throne. Nope, I be known as The Might of Demacia!"
: "What's that Skaarl? The Cantankerous Cavalier? Even better! Although I don' know what 'cantankemous' means, I like the sound of it."
: "Alright, alright! Ivern, The Hippie Tree, you're our last hope."
: "Well, then I guess you're doomed. Also, I actually don't like Tye-Die, just too flashy for my tastes. Why, I think, The Friend of the Forest is a better title for me!"
: "...Really? You two aren't even going to try wresting the Meme throne from Bard's grasp?"
: "Nope!"
: "Nah, I don't even like chairs anywho. Always scheming, those chairs..."
: "Well, back to the old drawing board."
(Oh, and RaptorKarr people have done this before in the Memes and Games section with no ill consequence so if it gets taken down, I call heresy.)
